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Yes, yes Blondiee is back after taking a week’s vacation…really the Today server had been giving me issues and I’m quite impatient so I’ve been doing some freelancing here and there.  Check me out!!! (TheCelebrityCafe.com)

Anywho, so I’m on the job hunt, you know, like I’ve been for what seems like years now.  As of May 14th, I’ve been out of college for a year.  Look at all of the success I’ve had! Answering phone calls for seven months…yes! So today I’ve decided to put all of my energy into finding my dream job–or perhaps my dream SUMMER job on Long Island since I like to pretend I don’t have to pony up and work a real job during the summer.  These are the times I wish I would have went to school to become a teacher, but then I think of sloppy kids and slap myself.

Really…I just don’t want to take the LIRR every fucking day to have to walk 30 minutes or take a subway to work.  Yes, walking is nice, but when it hits July and I’m hotter than Aretha Franklin’s under tits, then Houston, we have a PUH-ROB-LEM.  I figure driving a car (my mothaaaa’s car that is) to work every morning would at least give me two hours extra sleep per day, instant AC, 20 minutes time singing my lungs out in my car, home by 5:30…saving me an extra two hours traveling from the city! GO ME…well, eh, that is if I’m able to get anything.  So does anyone have any help for this Blondiee in shambles? Any advice would be great…plus, I’ll have even more time for the gym now and that is a M-U-S-T.  Okay, spelling out words is running out of style more than Heidi and Spencer’s 10,000 marriages.  This time it was real, though, right? Because anything on The Hills is totally for realz.  We all know Audrina’s ceiling eyes are.

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