May 01 2009
Why We Divorce: The Nas & Kelis Edition
When people hear the word divorce, it’s all “OMG’z” and “sorry this, sorry that,” but when you look like the couple to the left…did anyone think two individuals who dress like THAT together would last?
So let me tell you in this edition of divorce why these two were destined for the laundry hole. Between Kelis’ Marilyn Monroe rat’s nest, droopy eye, drawn in loca brows, poor excuse of a Elvira outfit and Nas’ Napoleon complex, matching mole to his once beloved, and an outfit that can only be described as something Uncle Fester would try on in the dark, the marriage was a mess from the start. NOTE: People, if you can’t dress well together, you can’t STAY together.
A little background, the two met at a 2002 MTV VMA’s after party thrown by Diddy then tied the knot in 2003. DOOM, DOOM, DOOM written all over it. How does one expect to exit out of a Diddy party with your one year later wife in tow? Leaving a Diddy party with an official bitch is like leaving free slurpee day at 7-11 without trying all of the flavors. Hey, at least bitch is smart. Getting divorced while pregnant is priceless. You get child support for your overextended stomach! Oh, and she’s seeking spousal support…she’s in the M-O-N-E-Y!
