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Think Eminem’s gonna be pissed, too? It seems as though the big heads at Universal are so unhappy with my baby girl Amy Winehouse these days.  Since having thrown a TON of money her way so she could return to St. Lucia and finally record the promise follow-up to Back To Black (an album they have apparently been waiting years for her to record), it seems as though Amy flipped them off because instead of recording her new record, she’s been in the studio with Damon Albarn’s project, Gorillaz.

A source from the label told reporters:

“Imagine how they felt when they realized she had agreed to work with Gorillaz? They couldn’t believe it.”

“It’s an unnecessary distraction. They think she should invest all her energy in her own music. She should be knuckling down and delivering the goods.”

Also, she just declined Em’s request to work with him stating she needed to work on herself, but yet bitch is in the studio snorting away.  You know the only reason bitch is probably in the studio with Gorillaz is because she has her choice between Special K and LSD.  Anyway, baby girl is said to be really pissed about her label’s protest to the collaboration.  Gorillaz is signed to Universal’s enemy, EMI sooo yeah, you could say them being pissed is an understatement.

And you know, it’s just their money and everything so they totally shouldn’t be pissed.  At this point, everyone forgets Amy’s a singer…they just know her by her better half, la cocaine.

-C

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No, that’s not the real Eminem and Amy Winehouse … those two souls are far more unfortunate looking than the real deal.

By now you all have more than likely seen Em’s new video for We Made You, and his impersonation of my lovely baby girl, Amy Wino.  He raps: “Amy, rehab never looked so good. I can’t wait, I’m going back.”

But apparently imitating her was flattery coming from the rapper who actually asked Amy to collaborate on a track with him, hoping for another “magical” hit in the path of Stan in which the rapper sampled Dido.

Sucks for him because my baby girl basically judged him like Madonna’s ass and said no.  According to a source:

“Amy was flattered by the offer. She loves hip-hop and is a big fan of Eminem. But she didn’t feel it was the right thing to do at the present time.”

Unfortunately, Em didn’t take offense so we won’t be hearing any upcoming tracks with him dissing her and as a source says:

“He understands that recently she hasn’t been in a state to focus on music because of her tumultuous private life but he hopes they will get together on a future project.”

What’s considered getting her life back together when it comes to Winehouse? I don’t think we’ve ever seen this bitch sober and frankly I love the crazies so she and Lohan should just keep it up.

-C

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God, I LIVE for THIS SHIT!!! Amy Winehouse’s life just continues to get better and better so leave it to Blaaaake Fielder-Civil (Amy’s estranged hubby) to have a bay-bay with that hid of a creature above! While preparing his divorce case against his once beloved Wino…this douche had time to fuck the pants off that creature and oopppps! BABY alert.

The woman, Gillenn, claims that she did the no-no dance with Blake in rehab and is now six weeks pregnant.  What the fuck is up with people getting preggers during detox? Can you believe I actually have local stories about that in my home town? Oh yeah, she also likes to needle herself in the arm because bitch is a heroin addict.

I can’t wait to see what a fuckery of a baby this is! Could you imagine what that little demon is going to look like? He’s going to pop out with his own supply of needles, heroin, and a fucking life time’s supply of Jack Daniels.

-C

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Blake Fielder Civil ain’t got no mon-ay in the bank especially since he doesn’t want his prime piece and my baby girl, Amy Winehouse, back.  He does, however, want baby’s money.  Nobody puts baby in the corner…and takes money from her, only drugs.

According to Wino’s papa, Blaaaake is trying to cop almost $7 million out of Amy! Papa Wino says:

“Amy’s a musical talent, but since she’s been with Blake she’s barely been able to perform on stage, let alone make a record.”

He’s also quite worried about Amy’s desire to return to the drug fueled romance she once shared with her hubby Blakieee saying his daughter is “guilty of loving [Blake].”

“I’m not saying she is going back to him, she just wants to talk. But I want her to get divorced. I want Blake and his family out of our lives… She nearly ended up dead thanks to him,” Mitch expressed.

Bitch is dickmatized.  Methinks Blakey’s so backed up with coke that when he goes HEYYY OOOH (you know what I’m referencing) he releases like two quarts of fresh blow, ready and cut, waiting to be served.  That’s Amy’s signal to remove mouth and wait to catch it.

-C

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No this isn’t the set of Amy Winehouse’s next video and yes, she is in fact grabbing herself.  All I’m happy about is the fact that she’s actually grabbing her rack instead of itching her crotch because you know shit is not kosher down there.

Anyway, Amy was recently arrested to answer charges that she attacked a fan who tried to take a picture of her.  This incident got so big that it cause my baby girl to miss performing at this year’s Coachella music festival because her work visa was denied.  This morning, my baby girl threw on a bitchin’ outfit and went to the City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court to face a judge about all of this crap.  She entered a NOT GUILTY plea to the assault charge.

Celebrities always deem themselves innocent.  Even if Chris Brown was shown a tape of him having a beat party on RiRi’s face he would have came up with something clever like a tape edit to save his ass.  Leave it to my baby girl to show up to some place ancy with the word ’Magistrates’ in it…her tots poppin’ out and an Easter like spring dress ready to go.  I love this hot mess.

-C

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Looks as though my baby girl will not be performing at this year’s Coachella music festival. No, no, she didn’t cancel because she went into a crack binge frenzy, she’s been denied a work visa because of legal trouble. Same ‘ol, same ‘ol.

Last year, she couldn’t attend the 2008 Grammys because she couldn’t sway officials that she was off of the crack pipe. Us U.S.-ers are tough, who knew! Amy is due to appear in court next week to settle charges brought against her by a fan who the singer assaulted back in September. The victim, Sherene Flash, asked for a picture of Amy, but when the girl asked if her friend could be in the picture, Amy let her cokey hands for into a fist and landed a Chris Brown on her face.

A friend of my baby girl says:

“Amy is absolutely gutted. She was looking forward to getting back on stage and this was going to be one of the biggest shows of her life… As well as 75,000 fans, there would have been top record execs there too so she might have even tried out some new material.”

Oh boy. Crack druggies beware. This bitch is about to go into an overloaded drug fueled binge…which means you’ll be raking in the dough

-C

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Blake was really aiming high from Winehouse huh? a girl who can both smile and grab her rack for the camera! Anyway, Blake’s seeing the above broad who is a 17-year-old school girl named Francesca Morralee.  During his time in the chokey, 26-year-old Blaaake sent and received love letters from this bitch along with emotional phone calls.

She’s apparently told friends she’s “in love” with Amy’s old main man.  When Blake was released from jail last week, the underaged idiot hid in the back of his mom’s car waiting for him.  She also hasn’t been back to school since he was released.

And since she’s an idiot and well, a child, she took to her Facebook and bragged about her relationship even showcasing that poor excuse of a gift that Blake gave to her (see balloon in second picture.)

She apparently added messages saying she couldn’t wait until he was released and how she had spent the “best day with him.” A friend claims:

“They are trying to keep the whole thing under wraps. It’s been going on since him and Amy separated. He filed for divorce and only then did he ask her out officially.They tell each other that they love each other. They seem so happy together he is absolutely devoted to her even though it is early days. He has promised her he wants nothing to do with Amy. Blake is in rehab now but when he gets out they want to live together.”

Amy apparently ran back to London upon hearing of Blake’s release to try and patch things up, but it’s been said that Blake won’t return any of her phone calls.  My poor baby girl! At least she got coke filled hearts for Valentine’s Day :(

-C

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I haven’t written about my beloved baby girl Amy Winehouse in such a long time! I should probably also tell you that her once beloved Blaaaake incarcerated, was released from jail on Wednesday thus triggering romantic thoughts in Amy’s head.  So much so that Amy realized how much she still really loves him and is determined to win Blaaaake back.

Aka she misses the drugs.  After a long ridiculous shack up in St.Lucia, Crackie has decided to return to London to ‘win’ back her man.  One of Wino’s apparent ‘friends’ told The Sun:

“Hearing Blake was out brought lots of emotions back for Amy. She feels like she was the last to know he was getting released and that hurt. She is desperate to see him again and wants to work things out. She still loves him.”

Well, let’s hope Wino is prepared to fight to the death for her man.  According to the Blakester, he has no want to rekindle his and Amy’s romance.  Upon his prison release, he told reporters that he is still jumping ship by going ahead with the divorce saying:

“It’s all going ahead — but I don’t really know what will happen. It’s just nice to be on the outside again. Now I am going to get over my drug habit.”

I just laughed, peed a little, laughed again, and just had a craving for some pot brownies.

-C

Source: TheSun

It’s been way too long and too much Chris Brown and Rihanna.  I FINALLY get to blog about my favorite baby girl…Amy Winehouse.  You know she’s officially arrived when an ambulance is called…and that’s just what happened.

Last night in her home away from crack, St. Lucia (yeah, she’s still breathing over there), The Sun says she was taking some sort of crack substitute (crystal meth probably) to get her off of the bad shit.  Hm, makes sense.  Unfortunately, Crackie ran out of the magical medicine and her body didn’t have a nice reaction to it.  She called The Exorcist and started giving that little demon child a run for her money.  After a few shakes and a twist, Wino collapsed.  I doubt anyone was really amazed, they probably just walked over her body and thought, “Fucking typical.” Anyway, to the hospital she went.

One source told The Sun:

“She looked in a terrible state, a shaking mess. The people with her were very concerned.”

In her favorite place after St. Lucia, Wino was rushed to the hospital, booked, and is said to be doing much better.  Her mouth piece is probably all to used to this by now considering he said she simply ran out of her substitute.  You can never confuse crack with exhaustion…lesson learned.

-C

Source: TheSun