Mar 20 2009
Aubrey O’Day Wants To Be Jenna’s Kid’s Godmother
Aubrey O’Day is that delusional girl we all knew in high school. The one who strived for attention and latched on to the cool kids to gain some notoriety. You always felt bad for this girl so you kept her around mainly to make fun of her behind her back and laugh at her expense. Yes, you did so don’t call me a bitch…think about it. She was the friend that nobody liked. Everyone has one. I’ll keep mine mum.
She’s delusional so much so that she hopes to be the godmother of Jenna Jameson’s new twin boys. Honestly I wouldn’t put it past Jenna who more than likely would love to have a ho for a godmother. If Jenna passes away, at least she’ll rest easy knowing her sons are about to go into the arms of super skank. O’Day tells OK! magazine that she was the first person Jenna told about the pregnancy:
“She was like, ‘I just want you to know, my best friend, that I’m pregnant. Tito and I are expecting.’”
Oh she doesn’t stop there. We all should be lucky enough to have someone like Aubrey O’Day take on the role of godmother. She continues:
“Hell yeah! I’m going to be the one who stands next to Jen and buys the babies everything.”
Really Aubrey? With what money? You know Playboy paid your ass entry level so that check should be a runnin’ out soon. The most I’d ever let Aubrey do for my kids would be to wait on them hand and foot because you know bitch was made to maid that or entertain my boys when they turn 18 at the strip club.
-C
