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Ah, the joy of hearing about two lesbians (make that one real and one fake) fighting! So much so that one bans the other from their event!

In this case, it’s not Miss Lindsay Lohan who shut down saMAN Ronson, but instead the DJing broad had her crazy ass bitch refused at the door to her event.  Shit’s getting nasty!

Stemming from months and months of rumors of these two on and off, it looks as though Samantha wants it nothing but off.  And poor Lindz seems so desperate from what Ok! magazine is reporting. 

SaMAN was said to be DJing a party for her sister, Charlotte Ronson, at LA’s Bar Marmont (Lindsay’s second home–actually first) for the opening of her new line at JCPenny’s.  Lindsay somehow ate some spinach, got really angry and turned into the Hulk because it took not only one, but FIVE security guards to restrain Lindsay at the door. 

The magazine is now reporting that the once teen queen was an uninvited guest, knew she wasn’t invited and STILL tried to attend the party.  Holy shit I think I just fell in love with this hot mess.  Sources tell the magazine that the doormen were under strict instructions from the Ronson family to look out for this broad and not to let her in under any circumstances.  HOLY!

The party officially ended at 11pm on Friday, but an hour later, Sam was still spinning records inside, while Charlotte, their brother Mark — whose band played an hour-long set at the event — and their mom, Ann Dexter Jones partied on.

But just as expected, Linds still showed up, only to be “restrained from coming in by five security guards,” according to an onlooker. “Lindsay knew she was unwanted, but came anyway, to no avail,” said another source.

While LiLo couldn’t get beyond the guardians at the gate, other celebs, including Nicole Richie, Molly Sims, Sting and Jewel, had no problem getting into the event. Even Paris Hilton was welcome. The celebutante arrived around 10:15pm on the arm of her boy-toy Doug Reinhardt. “She really seemed to be glowing!” one partygoer tells OK!.

It was a second night in row that Lindsay had displayed some odd and seemingly unwelcome behaviour. On April 2, also in L.A., she suddenly popped up onstage in the middle of pal Lily Allen’s show — only to be all but ignored by the British pop star.

My two favorite D’s…desperate and delusional! It’s sad because earlier this week when she was apparently promoting her shit stain (aka tanning crap), the low life assured reporters that she and SaMAN were in fact not broken up.  Bitch is going BONKERS! Especially when they’re letting any kind of disease (i.e. Paris Hilton) in.  I can’t wait until she takes the throne away from Britney and is the new gurney queen of the year.

-C

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So maybe Rihanna does have a clue because she’s not riding the hobby horse with no-lister Frankie Delgado.  A rumor I wrote about last week had to do with these two apparently hooking up at a club.

The reality whore Delgado himself has denied any romance speculation between he and the pop star.  He believes the chatter got started because:

“she’s been out, hanging out, I guess. It’s Hollywood, people talk a lot.”

Shouldn’t this bitch be milking it for all it’s worth? Isn’t this Frankie’s only hope of being thrown in the spotlight and not thrown behind the spotlight of his barely famous reality best friend, Brody Jenner? This not only would give the guy some Rihanna attention, but maybe he could get away from the whole “I like dick especially Brody’s” speculation.

-C

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Payce out, beyatch! Rumor has it that 79-year-old TV legend, Barbara Walters, maybe retiring her old ass.  That’s 15 years too late in my book.  She’s telling friends that once her ABC contract expires shortly, she’ll be calling it buh-byes.

She’s apparently “burned out” and wants to relax.  Yeah no shit.  I’m fucking only 23-years-old and I’m already burned out and I have yet to begin a career.

An inside source said:

“Barbara’s thought long and hard over whether she wants to extend her contract when it expires with ABC this summer. It’s left her with many sleepless nights. ABC sees her as one of its marquee female stars and would like to see her continue, but Barbara’s decided she’s ‘done it all - many times over’ and wants some time for herself.”

First off, I can’t believe BIA is 79-years-old!!! Her vagine must be all cobwebbed and shit.  She probably has to dust it off before peeing.  I think she’s the oldest person alive in Hollywood and on TV for that matter since nowadays when you hit 35, they tell you to hit the road.  The source adds:

“Her career has spanned five decades. She told a pal, ‘I don’t want to be 80 and working the phones to land an interview with one of the nobodies Miley Cyrus who pass for celebrities today.’

That Barbara’s a bitch! I LOVE IT!

-C

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Cause I gotta cut loose! Footloose! And that’s what baby girl Zac Efron did.  He cut loose from the Footloose remake.

Producers of the remake were moving ahead with Efron in the Kevin Bacon role and even offered the tween heartthrob a mid-seven-figure salary for doing so.  Apparently Zac’s a mo because he basically said he was axing this bitch.

That’s because he had a change of heart.  According to reports, little Zac-kay is tired of the teen roles and musicals.  He wants to be a ’serious actor.’ A senior member at the studio claims that the tween sensation told them last week he didn’t want to do another musical and adds:

“People had been working on this project since last July — we were all shocked.”

Now all Zac has to do is get away from this whole heartthrob thing (don’t complain when a dream has come true idiot) is he either has to have a glorified sex scene with some bitch, take on a Broadway play that makes him strip down naked and fuck a turtle, play someone with down syndrome, or play a gay guy.  Although that’s not so far fetched.

-C

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