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Ginger Spice moves fast, ya’ll.  After splitting from her fiance of three months just last month, Geri Halliwell has up and moved it to a new dick home.  Spotted last weekend in the French Alps, the once Spice Girl was caught in the arms of a London aristocrat who goes by the name of Henry Beckwith.  BECKWITH! Golden ticket…Beckham, Beckwith…the Beck’s make the dough.

The new couple were seen with her two-year-old daughter, Bluebell Madonna.  They spent the weekend wearing matching ski outfits on the slopes and making out left and right.  I still think Britney and Justin’s matching denim outfits were BETTER even if I haven’t seen pictures yet.

And this is why I hate PDAs.  You know this bitch is going to be engaged by the end of today.  It’s just in her blood.  She’s like the runaway bride.

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Those two on the right, Katy Perry and Josh Groban are apparently riding the hobby horse together.  Golf claps.

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Check out this muddafukka! First of all I just want to thank UsWeekly for giving a flying fuck about a D-Lister so much so that they would pay for all of this shiteous footage.  Kudos on money wasted…great recession!

They can deny all they want, but this video not only shows LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian macking it during dinner, but even showcases LeAnn’s inner kinky side when she starts sucking away on his fingers.  I guess dessert is not an option when hot manmeat is across the table.  THOSE CRAZY LYING CHEATING FUCKING KIDS!

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Ladies, if you want to own your men…youngin’s in Madonna’s case, you follow people like her, Demi Moore, and Angelina Jolie.  You mold those bitches into perfection and show ‘em who the boss is, Tony Danza style.

Well, you all know by now that Madge has entered cougardome and has whisked away 22-year-old Brazilian model, Jesus Luz.  The two met on a photo shoot and since then have been spotted together with countless reports surfacing that the two are currently banging’ no-no spots.  And what Madonna wants, she gets.

She wants him to move in with her? DONE.  It’s being reported that the Brazilian model is currently shacking it up with the Material Girl in her Upper West Side apartment.  After signing with big time modeling agency, Ford Models…bitch forgot where he came from, fired his Rio de Janeiro agent, peaced out on the girlfriend, and packed his shit up to live a life full of Kabbalah and old vagine. 

Apparently in the short time they’ve been fornicating, it’s said that Jesus has tamed Madonna and bonded with her kids, Lourdes, Rocco, and David.  Sources close to the diva say:

“Madonna has changed… She’s mellowed into a completely different person from the one who was married to Guy Ritchie. She never used to like cooking but now she has really got into it. They laugh a lot and enjoy staying in.”

A 22-year-old taming a 50-year-old.  What the fuck is the world coming to?

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Um I guess if that’s who you want to rebound with? Ryan Seacrest confirmed on his official Twitter that Jamie Kennedy boasted about his love for apparent girlfriend, Jennifer Love Hewitt.  Bitch moves on fast.

On Seacrest’s radio show this morning, Kennedy revealed that he is dating his Ghost Whisperer co-star.  Remember…she just recently ended her engagement to longtime fiance, that guy Ross.  This is truly proving the name Jennifer Love Desperate.

“I’m in love and I don’t care!,” says Kennedy.

Kennedy is probably on his hands and knees thanking whoever above for having someone as ZList as JLove using him as a rebound.  I guarantee bitch is hung because there’s no other explanation as to why she’d bang no no’s with him.

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So this sounds good alongside a lightly buttered roll.  Go figure that 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz who is currently being man handled by 50-year-old Madonna has a grandmother who is the same age!

And although the 28 year age difference between the two have clearly not stopped him from converting to Kabbalah and her from trying to trigger her inner 25-year-old, the mother of Jesus, Cristiane Regina da Silva believes:

“the pop diva has kidnapped her son, snatching him away to a New York love nest and controlling his every move.”

Looks like the family is still hurt that Jesus chose Madonna over his family to spend the holidays with.  Nothing says Christmas Eve like watching your sexy times partner remove her teeth before heading down south to please you with her gums!

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Seems as though Kate Hudson has gone back to her old ways and has reconsidered her old love, Owen Wilson, to shack up with.

The on-again duo spent the weekend together at his home in Malibu.  Wasn’t she just tapping some Australian golfer’s ass?

I love my Hudson Ho!

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It’s official.  Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas are bumpin’ no no spots.  She’s moved on from the Gosling.

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UsWeekly was misinformed.  Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are still very much together.  You can all come out of your rooms now and rejoice. 

Star magazine is claiming the two are still together.  Mayer and the broad were spotted at her home in West Hollywood on Monday night, after Us went to print and closed its issue.

Both his and her cars were spotted outside her home all night.  According to the magazine, Mayer will accompany Jen to the upcoming Oscars.

Yawn.

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