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His rolls move better than Beyonce.

It must be amazing to be good looking, rich, famous, and in love.  So much so that on-screen and off-screen couple, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens will get to sing and dance their little hearts away together at this Sunday night’s Oscars alongside Hugh Jackman.  It’s also being reported that Beyonce will join in during the performance alongside Mamma Mia’s on-screen and off-screen couple Amanda Seyfriend and Dominic Cooper.  I swear to God if they do some shit song from Mamma Mia and not Single Ladies, Beyonce better put her hands up and walk the fuck out.

Is it a law that you have to date your co-star? Anywho, the on stage singing and dancing number will be directed by Baz Luhrman that promises to “shake things up.” Next they’re going to tell me that fucking Mickey Rourke and his other seven living dogs are going to get up and have a Westminster competition of their own.

-C

Source: EOnline

I have lost respect for Etta James.  Killing my hopes of a public Beyonce bashing, she basically took back her rant caught on tape.  The diva told the NY Daily News that she was only trying to get a laugh for bitching about Beyonce singing ‘her’ song at the Inauguration.  She did not mean it as a diss. She was just kidding everyone!

“I didn’t really mean anything,” Etta now says. “Even as a little child, I’ve always had that comedian kind of attitude. … That’s probably what went into it.”

She also claims she kept ripping on Beyonce because the crowd was hysterical:

“Nobody was getting mad at me in Seattle. They were all laughing, and it was funny.”

She is, however, still a little p.o.-ed that she wasn’t invited to perform her own song for the Obamas.  She says:

“[I didn’t like] feeling left out of something that was basically mine, that I had done every time you look around.”

And she also says that though she liked Beyonce’s rendition, when asked if she could have done better, she said:

“I think so. That’s a shame to say that.”

Yawnsville.

-C

God, first the Dunaway and Duff shit, now this! All of the current stars of today that I hate are getting dissed from throwbacks! This is like the most brillz thing I’ve read all week.  Welcome to the next match.  In one corner, Miss Etta James.  In the other, Sasha Fierce aka Beyonce! 

Seem as though Miss James felt extremely dissed when it was announced that Beyonce would sing At Last for the President & First Lady’s first dance at the Presidential Inauguration.  Why didn’t they ask Etta to begin with? Methinks they’d get more viewers and publicity with a crazy Sasha bird than a classic oldie.  Well Barack Obama’s got an angry diva on his hands because at a recent concert in Seattle, Etta let everyone know how she felt about the whole situation.  Etta told the audience:

“You know, YOUR President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t my President–had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She’s going to get her ass whooped. How dare Beyonce sing MY song that I been singing forever. Now I’m going to sing it for y’all….”

At the same time, bitch disses both Beyonce and Obama.  Some balls.  She threatens to kick Beyonce’s ass!!! This is something I’ve always dreamed of and finally it’s coming true.  I want Etta pulling out that fake ass weave and showing her who the boss is…Tony Danza style.

-C

No idea what the hell that above picture is trying to prove, but it was the first image googled when I typed in Matthew Knowles Kelly Rowland.  Interesting.

Yesterday I told you guys about Kelly Rowland’s departure from long-time manager and father of Beyonce, Matthew Knowles.  We were awaiting some statements and now we have ‘em.  Try to care.  I mean I still don’t, but whatever.  Is Kelly still dying her hair period red? That shit was priceless.

From Knowles:

“After a very positive meeting between Kelly Rowland and myself, we have amicably agreed to end our professional relationship. My company, Music World, will continue to manage Destiny’s Child as a group. As an artist Kelly has incredible talent and I only wish her the best. We will always be family first and foremost, and as a dad I only have love for Kelly.”

Daddy Creepbucks, perhaps?

And Rowland says:

“Mathew Knowles has been a positive influence in my career. I have had great success under his guidance — both as a member of Destiny’s Child and with my solo projects. Although we have decided to part ways professionally, the Knowles family and the entire Music World Entertainment team will always be my family.”

They basically just said the same shit.  I can’t wait until one spills some bull to the magazine world and we have a Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston cat and mouse game.  Just because I’m incredibly bored and even d-listers get me going.

-C

Word on the street is that Kelly Rowland (former member of Destiny’s Child and Beyonce shadow-ee) is splitting from long-time manager and father figure, Beyonce’s daddy, Matthew Knowles. 

The apparent firing took place yesterday.  Well, let’s see.  Kelly’s been stuck in a nowhere career and drowning behind in Beyonce’s dusty path.  I’m going to assume that Papa Knowles concentrates more on his kids careers than Kelly’s.  That or Knowles was trying to get all up in it.  You know that clown’s a jerk away from self-combusting.  How else does he release?

Oh yeah, his daughter’s videos which serve as wank material. I’m terrible! Details to come.

-C

Brillz.  Not only did I have to rub my eyes and realize it wasn’t actually Obama, but I congratulated this dude for looking a million times better than when Beyonce did this Single Ladies shit herself.  Anyone who kicks Beyonce to the curb is a friend of mine.  So watch and check it out.

-Cw

Barack and Michelle Obama’s first dance as a Presidential family at the Inaugural Ball.  Total video of the moment.  Although Michelle’s dress looks like it was made of my left over rolls of Charmin toilet paper, she still looks fab.  To Beyonce, who usually I wish the worst for, here’s some kudos for your version of Etta James’ At Last.  You will more than likely never get this from me again in the future so put that in your pipe and smoke it.  I know she was holding back the Sasha Fierceness from breaking out into Single Ladies choreography! And those tears at the end were tears of not having the spotlight on her! haha I kid, I kid.

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According to Beyonce, she’s the shit in her own little world.  Not to mention a diva who thinks she’s the cat’s pajamas.  To her, a “diva is a female version of a hustler.” If that’s true, then why couldn’t she get her big ass to “hustle” four blocks to her car? 

After Jay-Z finished up rehearsal for his pre-inaugural concert, he and the Sasha Fierce moron found out that the streets surrounding the theater had been shut down by police for a little day called…Presidential Inauguration.  The cops basically told these fools to walk it.

Well, prissy bitch Beyonce can’t be bothered to walk in her heels.  The cops refused to accept her demands.  But what bitch wants, she apparently gets because the President’s own Secret Service gave in and let their driver come and pick them up so they could change at the hotel and return to the theater.  What the fuck! I mean, if this was Aretha Franklin, understandable that you would give into her demands for the mere fear of your life being taken as her eleventh meal of the day, but Beyonce?!

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Beyonce is like a ball sack to me.  When you’re down there doing some business, it’s not really bothering you.  But most of the time it’s sweaty, it hang arounds, and it itches.  This is how I view Beyonce.  At times, whatever…but most of the time, I wish this bitch would flee the country for a few months and stop irritating my life.  Unlucky me…Beyonce has just been tapped to sing Barack and Michelle Obama’s first dance on inauguration night.  See! She can’t even be stopped when it’s a Presidential situation!  

The song hasn’t been anounced.  A Presidential Inaugural Committee spokeswoman said:

“It is our hope that we can keep the song secret until the moment.”

If I tune in that night and don’t see Beyonce singing this song, backed by these hot bitches:

I’ll be personally offended and let down.

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