Apr
21
2009
Kim Kardashian is certainly not a fan of the BBW, ya’ll. Looks as though the big booty was a little pissed off when she opened the latest issue of Us Weekly (I’m SURE she wasn’t looking for herself or anything) and saw that her name and picture were underneath an article centered around Forever 21’s new “plus-sized” line for big chicas.
When the mag mentioned the new line, they insinuated that Kim was an uber fan of the new plus-sized clothing. So because she’s an attention whore and obviously wants to create some publicity for herself, she took to her official blog over the issue:
“I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive.
For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.”
You know Kim’s going to be on the next episode of The Tyra Banks Show having an episode centered on people falsely accusing stars of their bodies type. She and Tyra will of course put on bikinis and prance around telling people to kiss their “fat asses!” while they claim they’re a size 2. Kim Kardashian is NOT a size two.
-C
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Apr
09
2009
Looks like Ed Westwick’s going to have to cut back on the alcohol and calorie intake if he wants to save his job because The CW will not have a fat Chuck Bass.
Apparently Gossip Girl producers are steaming mad about Ed’s hard partying. Pissed because boozing and drunk binge eating have added some inches onto the guy’s waistline. Coke bloat float? It’s like an ice cream float. One of those snitch assholes tells In Touch Weekly:
“Ed has been gaining a lot of weight — not just around the waist, but through the whole body.”
Producers are chewing their finger nails, scratching their heads, and crying into their palms over the thought of heartthrob Chuck Bass turning into Chunk Ass. The snitch continues:
“First, the costume department had to buy him new, bigger pants. Then, his shirts and jackets got way too snug. The costumers even requested that producers talk to Ed — they don’t want Chuck to be fat!”
And the snitch was Chace Crawford…duh!
-C
INTOUCHWEEKLY
Mar
29
2009
So maybe Robert Pattinson doesn’t smell so terrible after all. Not that it would matter as long as he looked at me with those bedroom eyes or the fact that his hair is a magical, mystical place that I want to live in, or the fact that his facial structure makes me go goo goo gah gah.
Anyway, there have been rumors lately that people on the set of New Moon have been complaining at the fact that Rob doesn’t shower and stinks up the place. That’s funny because Rob hasn’t even beeon set yet.
In a new interview, the Twilight babe talks everything dirty and gives us the low down. Says the new heartthrob:
Interviewer: Is it true that, I don’t know if you saw this, but a source on the set of ‘New Moon’ said that you don’t smell good, that you don’t shower?
Robert: I haven’t even been on the set yet!
Interviewer: You know the same thing went around about Zac Efron a while ago; that he doesn’t shower.
Robert: Really? He looks like he smells really good [laughs]. I also do shower.
I’m glad he showers…that means there’s a chance (yes, rather small, but a CHANCE) of actually being a potential partner in that scenario if he ever needs one. Yes…the visions in my head are dancing around this thought…naked R Patz and wet…yowza.
-C
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Mar
07
2009
Oh my. Unfortunate Pamela Anderson who let the silicone not only tear her tits apart, but fry her brain had a very UNFORTUNATE nipple slip. It’s sad that bitch looks this terrible even with a full on hair, make-up, and styling??? team.
Since bitch can’t rely on her once looks anymore, she needs another way of attention. So she appeared on the runway in Paris on Friday for British fashion designer Vivienne Westwood’s Fall-Winter 2009-2010 collection. She, of course, was wearing some of that.
Lucky for us she not only showed off the collection, but showed us her left nipple which looks like it’s trying to run away. She also flashed the audience more than once when she walked down with Westwood at the end of the show.
I pray that everyone in their audience was not blinded and that everyone got home okay to wash their eyes out with soap. To see the run away nipple click continue to view!
-C
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Mar
03
2009
When I go for a jog, the last thing I have in mind to wear is everything that Miley Cyrus apparently favors to run in. Really? Ripped jean shorts? Really? Bikini top? Really? Low cut shirt? This coming from a girl who’s jogging with her shirtless boyfriend and claims to still be a virgin. No one dates a guy like that without the hopes of getting in some good nailing sessions.
So anyway the above picture got people antsy in their pantsies because you can see the Disney prostitot’s cleavage (or lack thereof) when she went for a “jog” this weekend. Well, Miley’s pissed off about this because she was dressed that way for a car wash with her little sister. Obviously she took to Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to chat about it. She says:
“I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever. I guess it’s just… I’m not allowed to jog any more.”
She explained:
“As I’m running, it got a little bit lower and you could see a little of the bathing suit top,” Cyrus said. “So, oh my goodness, Miley Cyrus wears a two-piece! Kill me! I’m wearing a two-piece. … with an 8-year old.”
Yeah, but it’s totally okay that your pedophile 20 something-year-old boyfriend is jogging around with your 16-year-old tots hanging out. Does this bitch have brain tumors for breakfast every morning? Probably just a cup of Justin’s mojo.
-C
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Feb
21
2009
If someone were to go slap happy on Aubrey O’Day’s face, I’d give the guy a nice Chris Brown high-five and be happy for the rest of the hour. Unfortunately for all of us, Aubrey is a D-List celebrity, which still makes her a celebrity, which puts her in our face all of the time. She also is pretty shitty when it comes to handling interviews.
On Friday to promote her just-by-looking-at-it-you-receive-STD’s cover for Playboy, she called in to New York Sports Radio 66AM with Boomer and Carton. She started to get a bit defensive when they started talking about that ridiculous virgin dog she carries around. A bitch gets upset over a bitch!
After that, one of the hosts won my heart when he compared O’Day to recent revealed one time roid abuser, Alex Rodriguez. They basically claim that she was beautiful to begin with and didn’t need to get any “work” done to her body. There was just no reason to enhance herself. Well, bitch got pissed, insulted, and claims she had absolutely NO work done.
Um what? Does bitch not have Courtney Love written on her face and Pam Anderson written on her tits? The hosts continue to say they’ve seen her from the beginning of the show and can not the differences in her tits, face, etc.
O’Day even claimed:
“I didn’t have work done. That just goes to show you how gullible people are that watch reality TV.”
Which totally makes sense because there’s no reality on reality tv, right? They then asked if her and P Diddy ever rode the hobby horse together. She obviously said “No” and then when they asked if that was the reason why Diddy kicked her out of the group, bitch hung up!
It’s okay Aubrey. I’m sure when you hit the off button you mistook it for really getting off. That’s what the bleach and plastic will do to you. Listen to the interview in its entirety by clicking the source link.
-C
Source: WFAN
Feb
19
2009
Even though it’s being reported that Usher’s wife and babymama, Tameka Foster, is out of the hospital…it’s also being reported that Usher had absolutely no idea his wifey went under the knifey or so says In Touch weekly.
Usher was departing for a rehearsal for Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party when he received the phone call about his wife going into cardiac arrest while going under a liposuction treatment in Brazil. He immediately flew to be at her side.
So why hide it from hubby? A sexy surprise or disapproval for leaving the kiddies at home? Yeah, dumb bitch. The both of them. How did he not know where his wife was? Anyway, the mo left the hospital in Brazil on Monday night. She spent 11 days recovering from the cardiac arrest.
Usher’s spokeslut has refused to say why things went wrong, but the president of the Brazilian Society of Plastic Surgery, Jose Tariki, told the New York Daily News that Tameka told doctors she had a baby four months ago when in fact she lied because she popped out more like two months ago. Jose said:
“After a pregnancy,the abdomen muscle is violently stretched,becomes flaccid and swells. The patient needs six to eight months to return to normal and only then can undergo surgery.”
Mmmm what’s for lunch?
-C
Source: MSN
Feb
15
2009
Interested in seeing 40-year-old Naomi Watts fully naked? Warning: Yes, she looks amazing after having just given birth to her second kid in December, BUT you get a nice shot of the c-section scar. Eeeek!
Anyway, she was snapped by paps completely naked while filming scenes for her new movie, Mother and Child.
I don’t think it’d be a good idea to obviously post some snatch pictures on here, so if you’re curious head on over to this link to check out some snatch.
-C
Feb
14
2009
There are many words I think of when I see a Heidi Klum picture. Fat is never one of them. With the new season of Germany’s Next Top Model just starting and Klum hosting, reporters started asking designers if they think Heidi could make it in runway today. I don’t know who the following fucktard is, but this invited him to say that’s she such a lard ass she’d probably break the heels she’d wear on the catwalk. Well, almost
Wolfgang Poop (typo, but I’m keeping the P instead of J) told Bild:
“She is no runway model! Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde – that is commercial!”
Wow. Women actually have breasts and not just pimples like the rest of those anorexic, sunken in faces do. I mean, I don’t know which is more attractive. Tits or hollow faces.
Karl Lagerfeld (my favorite fashion bastard) somehow found the strength to crawl out of his cave and say:
“I don’t know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also doesn’t know who she is.”
Did anyone even ask him about Claudia Schiffer? This bitch knows who they are. These two better watch their mouths. I guarantee one look of death from Seal would have these old pepaws meet their final resting place. Oh give me a fucking break. This is what happens when Saturday is really slow. Happy Valentine’s Day or Fuck The World Day (depending on relationship status)!
-C
Source: Bilp
Feb
05
2009
Yeah. So now we understand my 12-year-old obsession. Thank you People magazine.
-C
