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This makes for a hot fuck fest in a movie dontcha think? Let’s just hope Angelina Jolie doesn’t take the whip out and threaten Brad that if he cheats on her ass with Natalie Portman, there will be hell to pay.

We all know how Brad gets on sets and who’s to say Angelina is the only woman who could seduce him on set?

Anyway, Natalie Portman and Brad Pitt have been signed on to star together in a film based on the new Leanne Shapton book Important Artifacts and Personal Property from the Collection of Lenore Doolan and Harold Morris, Including Books, Street Fashion, and Jewelry.  Uh, yeah because that title is necessary.  This looks like some boy band song from 1999.  Come on…N Sync, Backstreet Boys, all of those bitches would have songs with titles like Quit Playin’ Games With My Heart or God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You which I never understood why those fuckers just couldn’t have shorten it down to Quit’ Playing Games or A Little More Time.  Too much brain capacity I assume…I apologize.

Pitt’s Plan B is producing with Portman’s Handsomecharlie Films banner.  Yeah I have no idea what that means.  The romantic comedy is centered on the rise and fall of a four-year relationship between fictitious couple, 40ish photographer Hal Morrie and late 20’s New York Times food columnist Lenore Doolan.  Obviously most of you reading this aren’t extremely dense (I’ll pat the heads of the ones who are) so you know who’s playing who.

You know Jennifer Aniston is currently devising a plan and offering to pay Natalie quite a hefty amount of money to ruin Angelina and Brad.  Bitch is on revenge mode and recently left heart broken by John Mayer.  When you’ve been the left by the world’s most beautiful man for the world’s most APPARENTLY beautiful woman and you’ve been dumped by fucking JOHN MAYER…it’s expected to hit the deep end.  You know Maddox has his box full of Vietnam knives to defend Angie’s honor against the lunatic.

-C

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