Apr 17 2009
Britney’s Gotta Stalker

No that’s not a Real World alum although it looks like one, I just can’t put my finger on who. And no, that’s not a guy. This bitch stalks Britney Spears! And of course even tried out for American Idol. That show produces the crazy, I tell ya.
So meet 26-year-old, Miranda Tozier-Robbins who was arrested outside of Spears’ Calabasas home on Thursday morning after security caught that bitch “acting suspicious.” Donned in army fatigues from head to toe, Miranda was spotted by security peeping into Brit’s window with a video camera in hand. What a crazy BIA!
You know Sam Lufti is behind this bitch. Security called police after the it “balked at their requests” to leave the property. Her bail was set at $5K, but she was later released on the agreement that she will appear for a June 16th court date. When the crazy stalk the crazy…
-C