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Last week, a businessman in dirty Jerz filed for divorce from his wife, Ann Kelly, and stated in court documents that the reason was because she was slummin’ it with Bruce Springsteen.  It’s really not that surprising since in the past the rocker was rumored to have had multiple affairs.  Reports state that he hooked up with his current wife, Patti, while he was still married to his first wife, Julianne Phillips.  Who knew Bruce was such a down and dirty guy?

But then Bruce’s publicist got on that bitch like white on rice and told the old rocker to clear up this shit on his official website where Bruce proclaimed his love for his life, but didn’t exactly deny the affair.

So now the ho in question, Ann, is speaking out and claiming that she and Brucie boy are “just friends.” Just friends…who play with each other’s no-no parts.  Aka bitch wants her 15 minutes of fame of denying rumors that she touched Bruce’s package.  He always looked like eh had a big one to me.  That’s probably because of the tight jeans he used to don.  Anyway, even though bitch claims two are just friends, one insider claims:

“There have been rumors going around the area for more than a year that they had gotten way too close after meeting at a local gym.”

Then Ann’s attorney, Noel Tonneman, got in on this shizz and spoke out in her defense claiming:

“All she wants everyone to know is that she’s denying all this.  We plan to file on Monday an application to seal these records so this media circus ends.”

So what’s the point of sealing anything if there’s nothing to hide? We all know Ann’s husband is totally going to ride it out on this one especially since Bruce’s name is attached.  According to Ann’s papa who is a divorce lawyer, he claims his daughter and Bruce had a stictly “talking relationship.” Talking dirty during sexy times counts.

-C

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