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Ginger Spice moves fast, ya’ll.  After splitting from her fiance of three months just last month, Geri Halliwell has up and moved it to a new dick home.  Spotted last weekend in the French Alps, the once Spice Girl was caught in the arms of a London aristocrat who goes by the name of Henry Beckwith.  BECKWITH! Golden ticket…Beckham, Beckwith…the Beck’s make the dough.

The new couple were seen with her two-year-old daughter, Bluebell Madonna.  They spent the weekend wearing matching ski outfits on the slopes and making out left and right.  I still think Britney and Justin’s matching denim outfits were BETTER even if I haven’t seen pictures yet.

And this is why I hate PDAs.  You know this bitch is going to be engaged by the end of today.  It’s just in her blood.  She’s like the runaway bride.

-C

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