blondieenyc

No joke this honestly has made my year.  Lindsay Lohan is officially a crazy and desperate bitch.  She almost has Britney beat.  She’s only a razor away from doing so.  So leave it to this hot mess to give a tell-all interview to Us Weekly.  Funny thing is, you think after being hard up for cash, bitch would want some payment.  She did this shit FOR FREE.

Although her acting career is basically shot to shit, she obviously has no problem being a tabloid loving famewhore.  “I’m so tired of this drama,”Lindsay Lohan tells the new issue of Us Weekly.  Lindsay, sweetie, frankly we’re tired of you, but at least we get to point and laugh.  In the new issue out on stands today, Lindsay doesn’t hold back anything…even her fucking tears.

Lindsay went on the record saying her dramatic weekend with once girlfriend saMAN Ronson was “humiliating.” She says, “I’m not a bad person and this is what happens. I was raised to treat people well.” No, you were raised by two drunk parents who parade you around, banking on everything you did when you were growing up dumb ass. Hohan broke down in tears, adding, that she’s “so alone”without Ronson. Que Harry Nilsson’s I can’ttttt livvvvvvvvvvve if livvvving is withouttt youuuu.  She’s just pissed she doesn’t have anyone to pay for her habit.

Lindsay continues and says, “Everyone’s turned on me.”  Sources also tell the magazine that saMAN tried to end things many times with Lindsay over the past month, but each time, “Lindsay threatens to kill herself - she cares about her but wants out.” Lindsay basically laughed that shit off insisting that she’s okay.  “I’m just really hurt!” she says. “The whole situation is sick.” Do they need a sequel to Mean Girls? Because here’s the fucking script.

Friends of the once actress tell the magazine they think Hohan needs to be institutionalized.  Great friends! Someone call fucking Daddy Spears up asap! Bitch is going…BONKERS! Who knew getting off the snatch was as tough as getting off the coke?

-C

USMAGAZINE