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Who knew tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumb were like totally best friends ya’ll! Well, yeah, Hilary Duff and Jennifer Love Hewitt are likeee sooo close that J-Love wants Hilz to guest star on her show.

Hil will be starring alongside Love in one episode of the Ghost Whisperer.  My dad loves this show (mainly because I’m sure Love running around gets all of the guys going) and I’m still surprised that crap is actually still on.  Anyway, Hilary said in a new interview:

“Jennifer Love Hewitt’s one of my friends, and we were having dinner one night. She’s like, ‘Come be on my show. You know, we’re almost finished.’ I’m like, ‘Give me a part. I’ll do it.’ And it just kind of came about really naturally and organically like that.”

She’s going to play a girl who’s dearly departed ex-boyfriend won’t leave a bitch alone.  Oh how she loves to dream in the past in hopes of pretending Joel Madden did the same:

“I’m kind of being haunted by someone that I was in a relationship with before they passed away. He had unfinished business with me, and I’m having nightmares of being turned upside down in my apartment, like when I’m sleeping on the bed, I’m actually going to be hanging from the ceiling.”

She should be hung from the ceiling permanently.  God, guys.  I can’t wait until this shit wins an Emmy in ‘09!

-C

Source: EOnline

Hilary Duff sucks, but apparently she believes herself to be such a bad ass that the Faye Dunaway crap is just not going away.  Plus it’s free press for a stupid, talentless, Disney ho.

Hilary graced network TV with her presence on Tuesday’s episode of The Bonnie Hunt Show.  She took a moment to comment on her celebrity feud with Dunaway.  Hilary defends her talentless self by saying that Dunaway:

“started acting way later than I did so I think I have time to grow and grow with each project. I am learning and work hard at my craft.”

And by working hard, she means working on hard CEO dick.  While she admits that her response may have been a bit rude, she also says:

“It’s not ok for people to take stabs at you and to say mean things for no reason.”

And uh when did you enter Hollywood? That’s like the first rule you know when you decide to lead a public life.  People are allowed to bash you and make fun of you…unfortunately you have to roll with the punches! Free publicity.

-C

Source: The Bonnie Hunt Show

Faye Dunaway’s mouth is the hottest thing to hit this blog in months.  Basically a few days ago I told you guys about how Dunaway basically called Hilary Duff a shitty actress.  This was after someone asked Dunaway how she felt about the Bonnie and Clyde remake in which she made the Bonnie part famous.  Now Duff is the girl in the remake.  She questioned why they didn’t cast a ‘real’ actress.

Well, who knew Lizzie McGuire had a mouth and a bitchy attitude? The youngin’ did not hold back on the oldie when E!’s Daily News interviewed her about the whole quote.  Here’s what the Duff had to say:

“I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don’t even know who she is, so you know…. I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too.”

Ouchhhh! Who knew Duff had an inner bad ass? But let’s not get too ahead of ourselves, Duff.  You actually have fans? Can you point all six of them out? I’m pretty sure my ten-year-old cousin doesn’t even know who this bitch is.  Duff goes on to say that the original movie strays away from actual events that took place with the real Bonnie and Clyde and that the remake Duff is starring in, is basing the story straight from the news.  Dunaway won an Oscar,  money’s on Duff getting the razzie.  Anyway, Dunaway get your ass to your mouthpiece and release something.  I want this catty fight to milk everything its got. 

-C 

So Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty both thought the upcoming remake (resuck) of Bonnie & Clyde would bomb.  They both hated the idea since they’re the original characters and having someone like Hilary Duff tackle the role doesn’t really say much for the Oscar winning film.  That and a new-coming director, Tonya S. Holly, is fronting it.

Dunaway is perhaps my favorite piece on Hollywood for her Mommie Dearest performance.  This ties with the following.  Upon hearing that Duff would be playing the role of Bonnie, the original star, Dunaway said:

“‘Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?”

Ouch! Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn! This is why oldies like Dunaway never get old.  They get meaner as they age and we all know, grandparents say the darnedest things! If they cast Hilary Duff as my original character in a remake, I’d go bananas so I think Dunaway is acting tame compared to what I expected.  Still, she did not fail to impress.

Back in 67, the orig was nominated for 10 Oscars…winning one for Best Supporting Actress and one for Best Cinematography.  I expect next year it will be nominated for 10 Razzies winning all ten including Worst Actress.

-C

Hilary Duff had been trying to trigger her inner sex appeal the past few years.  A little bit of Maxim photos, more revealing clothes, and over-all “sexier” music.  Bitch, it did not work.  You can’t go from fucking Lizzie McGuire to Angelina Jolie.  Jolie always possessed the slut trait.  It rarely ever works. 

However, I’ll applaud girlfriend for getting her shit together and landing a starring role in an upcoming TV series.  Think of it as a female version of Doogie Howser, but this time lawyer instead of doctor.  Lizzie will star as a young attorney fresh out of law school.  The new show is part of the once Disney star’s development deal with NBC

Based on a true story, Barely Legal stars Duff who will play Kathleen Holtz who at age 18 became the youngest person to pass the extremely hard Bar Exam.  Duff will tackle the comedic role in hopes of getting her actress status back.  Seriously, what the fuck has this girl been up to aside from spraying herself with her own perfume with her ridiculously annoying With Love commercials? At least her veneers ended up growing on people.  Those teefs were out of control for a while.  Sorry J, Haylie obviously isn’t up to much

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