Apr 13 2009
Blaaaake Knocks A BIA Up In Rehab

God, I LIVE for THIS SHIT!!! Amy Winehouse’s life just continues to get better and better so leave it to Blaaaake Fielder-Civil (Amy’s estranged hubby) to have a bay-bay with that hid of a creature above! While preparing his divorce case against his once beloved Wino…this douche had time to fuck the pants off that creature and oopppps! BABY alert.
The woman, Gillenn, claims that she did the no-no dance with Blake in rehab and is now six weeks pregnant. What the fuck is up with people getting preggers during detox? Can you believe I actually have local stories about that in my home town? Oh yeah, she also likes to needle herself in the arm because bitch is a heroin addict.
I can’t wait to see what a fuckery of a baby this is! Could you imagine what that little demon is going to look like? He’s going to pop out with his own supply of needles, heroin, and a fucking life time’s supply of Jack Daniels.
-C