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THROWBACK! Paging my inner toddler from 1991…your life is back.  Yes, I was only five-years-old, but Beverly Hills 90210 was my shit.  Ask my dad.  He was the one who made us gather around the television to watch it.  My dad was so hooked that when it ended in 2000, my dad cried like a school girl and I’ve never been the same since.

Anywho, here is Kelly Taylor (Jennie Garth) and Donna Martin (Tori Spelling) trolling around in some hot car on the set of the new 90210.  After months of negotiations, Tori has agreed to reprise her role.  It was rumored that the haggard face was mad because they weren’t going to pay her as much as Brenda Walsh (Shannen Doherty). Um that’s because Shannen’s a Queen and deserves millions upon millions for her elegance to grace the screen.

She did, after all, have to deal with slut Kelly Taylor stealing Dylan from her.

-C

Although during the years of my beloved favorite TV show, Beverly Hills 90210, Tori Spelling aka Donna Martin made me completely sick with her mug face, I think I may be able to handle her in the 2.0 version.  Mainly because all of those anorexic ho’s on there who make me sick to begin with so this is a total upgrade.  What the fuck…where the hell is Tiffani Thiessen (she dropped the Amber, google if you must!) aka Valerie Malone? Get that Saved By the Bell ho back on this show!

Tv Guide is reporting that Tori is about to a sign a deal to return to the show.  Jennie Garth will also be returning alongside Jason Priestley who is set to direct a few of the upcoming shows.  Rumor has it that Priestley will direct Tori’s debut on the show, which is set to begin filming at the end of January.  Tori apparently turned down the reprisal after she was not offered enough money.  All this bitch has done the past few years is get hitched, pregnant, and film a few Smallville episodes.  She should be dying for this opportunity.  

So after negotiating the new deal, she is going to reprise her role under the condition that they will allow her to portray only the material she thinks lives up to the original 90210.  Honestly, she’s lucky daddy was the head of this back in the day.  The first year and most of the second was nothing for Tori.  She was just Kelly’s fucking sidekick.  I literally used to turn off the TV when Tori would come on.  I still do it with the DVDs.  She had the most awful haircuts which accentuated her Lama looking face.  If any of this really happens, I want a reprisal role of drunk Donna on prom night.  Then I want the entire school to come out and yell LET DONNA MARTIN GRADUATE!

I’m also looking forward to these new bitches on the show to talk shit about her fugly face behind her back.  How come no one ever did that? She would have been the girl in my group of friends back in high school who we felt sorry for with that mug.  Trust me, we already had a few of those.  Terrible. Terrible.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw