Mar 13 2009
Confirmed: John & Jen Split Official

Jennifer Aniston’s romantic life is similar to that of a Lifetime movie. It’s never good, it’s always drawn out, and the guy always leaves first. Too bad for Jen because John Mayer has officially dumped her ass.
People magazine claims it was John who did the dumping. According to a source:
“They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other. Jen is moving on with her life like she always does. She seems happy.”
These two basically used each other. She needed to have a nice looking guy on her arm at the Oscars so she didn’t look like a loser chump in front of Brangelina while he used her famous status to promote his self promoting ways. Kudos cause it worked.
-C