Apr 09 2009
When You’re Getting Screwed, Of Course You Find Jesus
Try to seriously hold yourself up with this one. There are so many ways you can take this story with a joke it’s insane. Basically, Miley Cyrus is a walking/talking prostitot joke.
16-year-old Miley claims her 20-year-old boyfriend brought her closer to God:
“I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him. He’s really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible — not the quick little verses — that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.”
And I have nothing to say, but the following…hey Justin Gaston, do you speak so closely with Jesus about the fact you’re banging a minor? Just wondering.
-C
