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…you know you have to laugh at her AT LEAST trying (or really just adding her name for money.) Apparently Miss Kate Moss is planning on penning a cookbook.

I could only think of so many Strawberry Quik (street logo for yayo!) milkshakes with a little LSD sprinkled on top.  The model was said to be inspired by the step-daughter of friend and billionaire businessman Sir Philip Green, Stasha Palos, who penned a book of traditional Jewish recipes.  And that’s because that bitch probably can cook.

I doubt many are going to run to Barnes & Nobles to pick up a cookbook by a broad who doesn’t eat.  Isn’t that the number one rule of modeling? The most she’s going to actually write is a way to freeze cocaine ice cubes.

-C

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