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Don’t fuck with a woman scorned–in this case, Britney Spears.  Currently dating her ex-husband? BAN! That’s what happened to that jungle beast who’s currently dating that other beast, Kevin Federline. 

Poor Victoria Prince is not allowed to join her current lov-ah on the road because Brit has banned that shit! An insider tells UsWeekly:

“Britney struck a deal with Kevin that Victoria couldn’t come.”

So what’s the deal? Is Britney jealous or does she believe Victoria’s out for his money which is her money? Victoria reportedly left her Fox Sports marketing position back in January and according to one source, Prince

“has some money issues. Kevin pays for everything.”

Um, so Britney’s paying for everything.  She’s even paying for their condoms, but I doubt they use that shit…hicks like that just get down and this bitch is welcoming it because of all the funds she’ll get from Federface.

-C

USMAGAZINE

So around this time last year, Britney Spears was in the looney tunes bin at the hospital and going through a child custody fight with dad of the year ex-husband Kevin Federline.  Well, times they must have been a changin’ because the two former luv-ahs are so civil now that the wannabe rapper has apparently gone and agreed to follow Brit’s Circus tour across the U.S. so the two boys can be on the road with their momsss.

The other day we saw pictures of Brit arriving in New Orleans to begin her tour and now FeDeX was spotted arriving there as well. 

Maybe the kids won’t be so fucked up? Who am I kidding.  A dead beat dad who feeds off of mama? Celeb Rehab in say 15 years? I check, yes!

-C

Source: OKMagazine

Yeah.  Remind me when I adopt kids that I really want them to wear what this guy fucking offers.  Kevin Federline (as I once reported) is developing a clothing line for children.  Yes, if you want your kids to have a baggy ass and shirt that touches their feet, then Kevin’s the way to go.

Or the millions of Vietnamese kids who will probably be making this shit for 30 cents an hour.

Anyway, FedEx went to Vegas to check out the Project trade show…you know, not to party, indulge in treats, booze, and women.  No way! So probably stoned when saying the following, he says:

“It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans.”

Ummmmmmmmmm.  Who the fuck would even consider spending $1.99 on what this joke has to offer? $500, really, Kevin? The only reason Kevin has ever seen $500 is when he dickmatized Britney and she handed out $100s like they were $10s.

-C

Source: WWD

Yeahhh…I don’t even think my 13-year-old dog would team up with the Kevin Federdouche.  Apparently, though, Bone Thugs N Harmony think they’ve found some type of success with this mo.  My head hurts.

-C

FINALLY! In the never ending deal to get Britney’s kids on tour with her, she and KFed’s camp have finally come to a deal.  An expensive deal, but a deal.  So I guess I can stop plotting his death…for now.

As I reported, Brit’s going to have three home bases set up around the country (New Jersey, New Orleans, and Los Angeles) for the kids so she can visit them while touring, have a home for KFed near each, on top of paying him $4Ka week.  Ridic! Only difference is that KFed will now be pulling in an additional $5K a week for the entirety of Brit’s tour…on top of that already said $4K! WTF! And this douche claims he’s not a gold digger.

The tour agreement also reinstates KFeds and Brit’s custody agreement in which Brit will continue to see the kids three times a week and in this case, sometimes more often.  Looks as though Daddy Spears pulled through again albeit expensive.

And to keep the positive Brit train going…her former assistant and long-time pal, Felicia Culotta, is said to be back on the Britney team! She basically peaced out on The Jonas Brothers and took a train on the Britney Railroad again.  Culotta tells Perez Hilton:

“Britney has always held a special place in my heart, and over the course of the last year I have seen her work harder than she ever has in her entire life. Sadly, I am really going to miss the Jonas boys, but I felt I had to be a part of this exciting time in Britney’s career. I love Britney and missed her dearly.”

Now keep it going!!!

-C

source: TMZ and PerezHilton

We all know K-Fed wants to milk Britney for all she’s got so it makes sense that he’s still holding out about the kids going on tour with her.  Really, his lawyers are the one who have a case of constipation because they are arms up about the custody arrangement for Britney’s upcoming Circus Tour.  This whole thing will cause Britney to cancel the tour if they don’t come up with some agreement fast.

KFed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told E!:

“There can be an agreement reached in probably the next day, but there is not an agreement that is signed yet.”

Kaplan adds:

“Kevin is working to make them accessible by going on various central locations in various areas of the country, and he is doing that because he wants her to be able to have the maximum positive environment around her to assure that the tour will be successful.”

No.  He wants more fucking cash because he’s a greedy mo gold digger.  I think he’d sell his kids to the Devil if it meant making a dollar.  Hell, he’d prostitot them and ship ‘em on over to Vietnam if some sort of an ‘agreement’ was made. 

-C

Earlier today, I told you guys about Britney Spears reportedly threatening to cancel her upcoming Circus tour if her kids couldn’t go on the road with her.  I cried, I prayed, I wished for anything but that to happen.

Luckily, I may have gotten my way.  Brit and Daddy Spears were trying to work it out with KFed by paying him $4K a week and having homes set up near the three home bases she’d have for the boys.  KFed’s lawyers didn’t like the sound of that because they obviously wanted to bleed Britney dry of her funds.  Now KFed’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is publicly outing the Spears family claiming the situation could have been handled better if Brit and Daddy spoke to KFed with his attorneys around.

Oh yeah, and then have the attorneys get more cash money out of them? Anyway KFed’s people (who would have thought that this clown would have ‘people’) say they’ll re-word the deal, but will likely make it work.

Yeah they better fucking make it work.  $170 later I’m broke and sitting in the 200s to see this bitch work it out with a weave.

-C 

Ugh, you know I had my doubts when Britney Spears was all of a sudden going on this huge tour after just recovering from a huge meltdown…like ten years in the making.  Anyway, I had my hopes about my bitch not letting me down, but TMZ is reporting that Brit may in fact cancel her tour if she is not able to bring her kids along with her.

Kevin Federline, Daddy Spears, and my lady were working out a plan so that her kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James, could travel on the road with their moms.  It was said that FedEx worked out the deal without his lawyers.  The plan was to set up three home bases in the country: Los Angeles, New Orleans, and New Jersey.  The kids would stay in one of those places depending where Brit was performing at that time and after each concert, Brit would meet them there in between shows.

It’s also said that she was going to pay that douche of an ex husband $4K a week and give him his own place to stay near those three homes.  Unfortunately, Fed’s lawyers found out about this shit last week and axed it immediately.  They accused Daddy Spears of going behind their backs and cutting them out.  They’re not amused for some ridiculous reason (probably because they don’t gain any funds from this the rich bastards) and are telling KFed not to go through with it.

So now sources tell TMZ that if Britney doesn’t get to take her kids with her, she’s quitting the tour and making people like me cry in their pillows and dream of the Britney from yesteryears. I have faith something will pull through.  There’s no way KFed will say no no to $4K a week with an endless supply of beer and slim jims.  We all know that’s only what that ho eats since he packed on like 100 lbs in the last year.

-C

After Britney Spears moved from her famous paparazzi home target to Calabasas, California, what way to celebrate than throw a family barbeque?

On Sunday afternoon, family and friends gathered at the pop princess’ new home and guess what throwback douchebagouche was invited? Yep, self-proclaimed rapper and dead beat, Kevin Federline.  

The talented guy showed up around noon to pick up the kids from their weekend visit with mama when Daddy Spears invited him in to join the festivities.  I’m sure Britney was less than pleased, but what Daddy Spears says, you shut up and obey.  

K-Fed left around 5pm back to his home…and let’s be real, it’s indirectly Brit’s home since that rapdouche profited from their divorce.  Maybe these kids won’t be fucked up after all.  Who am I kidding? They were produced from the sperm of a guy who thinks wearing baggy clearance jeans from Sears and performing this is credible.

-C

When you’re only claim to fame is Britney Spears’ vagina, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that you won’t be taken seriously.  Unfortunately for my eyes, Kevin Federline may grace TV screens across the nation.

According to Star Magazine, the 30-year-old newly fatty is in talks to appear on Dancing With the Stars.  Fortunately, I don’t watch has-beens competing against one another in frilly costumes and over-the-top smiles.  

Why hasn’t this douche done the Shia LaBeouf dance and put a bag over his face and bow out gracefully into a highway? And doesn’t him being a once ‘professional’ dancer defeat the whole purpose of this Godforsaken show? 

One source says:

“His career isn’t exactly where he wants it to be. Kevin wants to get back into shape and welcomes anyone who can help him.”

What career is he talking about? He mealed off Britney Spears.  Maybe consider Jenny Craig and release of the 200 lb bull shit that his entire body consists of? That would both work and make him disappear.

-Cw