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So guys I won’t be around today, but I will leave you with the latest in links.  Let’s start today off with babies being worth $40k. Yes, it makes me sick too, but daddy’s a music mogul and mommy’s a modeling tranny!

Aside from that, it’s up in there as to who is going to direct the third installment of the ‘Twilight’ franchise, ‘Eclipse.’ An ANGEL is apparently in the running. 

Speaking of running, Axl Rose might want to either shut his mouth or take a hike before his former bandmate hears what he has to say!

You know what boggles me? When two ridiculously over the top lesbian lovers attend a church service when we damn well know their incredible sinning will be far from acceptable.

Now for some fun news. What two movie stars enjoyed some bonding during their Tokyo visit to promote their movies? Hm, one’s a really great host while the other one dazzles in the sun. 

And who isn’t dazzling? WOMEN. DESPERATE WOMEN!

And in sadder news, a beloved icon who had some money troubles in the past has just been diagnosed with cancer.  Sad. Sad. 

As for some more violent news, the older, trannier version of Brooke Hogan apparently had a hit out on her. I doubt any of us really care.

But what really got my attention yesterday was the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal makes a starring appearance in a Jamie Fox video.  Odd, right?

We all knew something odd was up with Madonna’s face at the Vanity Fair Oscar after party. Didn’t bitch look a little TOO refreshed? Here’s why!

Oh Kanye, Kanye, Kanye.  We know you’re a perfectionist, but now you like to surround yourself with typical video ho’s, too? Along with that, someone actually doesn’t even know who Kanye is! Diss to the ego? I think, YES!

Anyway…you won’t have to wait until the summer to get your No Doubt fix.  They’re slated to perform on one of television’s most popular tv series. 

And perhaps the biggest story today has to do with–you guessed it–Chris Brown and Rihanna.  Bitches say these two are back together! They’re apparently shacking it up in one of Diddy’s homes.  If this shit is true, Rihanna’s a dumbass and they are officially Ike and Tina Turner of the 21st century.  How does it feel guys? Well, I know how it must feel on Rihanna’s unfortunate face…you know it’s used as a practice punching bag.

Until tomorrow!

-C