May 01 2009
Fighting for Starting the Swine Flu Trend: “I Swear We Had It First!!!”
Even if I had a feeling that my family started the Swine flu, you wouldn’t see me blabbing about it to reporters and networks. Maybe that’s because all of two people care what I have to say, but that’s still two more than Lisa Rinna’s got–I’ll TAKE IT.
So it doesn’t surprise me that Rinna has decided to make the Swine flu fashionable in her favor. She swears that her family had that crap before it was ‘released’ to the public.Rinna gloated to the reporters while explaining how she believes this. The last thing I would be doing is gloating—my ass would be in my doctor’s chair seeking immediate psychological help because there’s no way that shizz would be gone if I was “gloating” about having it.
“I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house… We had it before it came out… We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine,” Rinna bragged.
God, Lisa, I am just SO JEALOUS. She even continued by saying: ”How do you know it’s the swine flu? I don’t know but we had all the symptoms.” Which were fever, cough, sore throat, vomiting, diarrhea, myalgia, headache, chills, and fatigue…you know, also known as th regular flu. And she wonders why they don’t want her ass back on Melrose. You know, I kind of believe her. There’s not enough botox in the world to roid her lips up like that.
