May
01
2009
Even if I had a feeling that my family started the Swine flu, you wouldn’t see me blabbing about it to reporters and networks. Maybe that’s because all of two people care what I have to say, but that’s still two more than Lisa Rinna’s got–I’ll TAKE IT.
So it doesn’t surprise me that Rinna has decided to make the Swine flu fashionable in her favor. She swears that her family had that crap before it was ‘released’ to the public.Rinna gloated to the reporters while explaining how she believes this. The last thing I would be doing is gloating—my ass would be in my doctor’s chair seeking immediate psychological help because there’s no way that shizz would be gone if I was “gloating” about having it.
“I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house… We had it before it came out… We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine,” Rinna bragged.
God, Lisa, I am just SO JEALOUS. She even continued by saying: ”How do you know it’s the swine flu? I don’t know but we had all the symptoms.” Which were fever, cough, sore throat, vomiting, diarrhea, myalgia, headache, chills, and fatigue…you know, also known as th regular flu. And she wonders why they don’t want her ass back on Melrose. You know, I kind of believe her. There’s not enough botox in the world to roid her lips up like that.
Mar
20
2009
I really don’t need to comment on this tragedy do I? I totally love the guy in the back. Lisa Rinna can beg all she wants, but a studio doesn’t want to be responsible both for a hot mess and her caving in lips.
-C
Jan
29
2009
Lisa Rinna’s lips basically need their own show. I imagine at night while she’s fast asleep, they detach from her face and put on a variety show for the fish tank. After that, they probably try to nap on Rinna’s ass because they miss their hometown.
Surprisingly, Lisa Rinna once had a steady job on the old Melrose Place. She even was on that Dancing with the Nobodies craptascular show. Now she’s hosting red carpets on the TV Guide Channel with *N Sync has been, Joey Fatone. Well, apparently that shit’s not good enough because she’s basically going on the record begging for producers on the Melrose Place spin-off to get her on board.
Lisa really wants her old role back of Taylor McBride and says in a recent interview:
“Tell them I’m available, ready to go. I’m very professional and hardworking!”
Unlucky for her, the show’s execs only have their eyes set on one alum. They’re going after Heather Locklear. Hopefully bitch isn’t med up, driving frantically around LA. The best thing about seeing desperate, is one someone knows and admits they are. Rinna basically knows she’s not top person they’re looking at and says:
“I’m way down on the totem pole. You know, this one doesn’t want to do it, that one doesn’t want to do it, so I’m just hoping that they get down far enough to me, where they’re finally like, ‘Oh, just call Lisa…Just hire her, for God’s sake! Stop her begging!’ “
They probably don’t have insurance for tit leakage and lip fat bursts.
-C
