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In what perhaps is the hottest mess moment of the week, I present to you Mark Wahlberg.  Mainly for the fact that he is idolizing over his muscles and that I thought the golf club was his peen.  TRIPOD SUCCESS! Anyway, what a douchebagouche.  He will forever be stalking Reese Witherspoon in my eyes “popping both her dad’s cherries!” I hope you all got that one.  NICOLE 4EVA!

-C