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Iron Man 2 just added some names.  Welcome Scarlett Johansson and Mickey HATCHETFACE! Rourke alongside returning Robert Downey, Jr.

Scarlett’s a homewrecking tramp so I don’t know if I can look at her that much…I say homewrecker because in that movie He’s Just Not That Into You… that’s what she is and I feel for Jennifer Connelly even though she’s in dire need of picking up a tweezer at her nearest CVS and should consider plucking 60% of her brow off to save her marriage, but that was just my take on it.

Scarlett is set to play the Russian femme fatale Black Widow.  Aka they wanted a babe with knockers to throw in some black leather to make all of the nerd boys in the audience Jizz In Their Pants…youtube Jizz In Your Pants…phenom.

They’ll have to wait to ruin a pair of their Aeropostale jeans until May 7, 2010.

-C

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