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This took all of not even a day.  Ugh, just when I was beginning to like Jamie Foxx.  Remember yesterday when I told ya’ll about his radio tirade against Miley Cyrus? Well, this inspired her pedo incestual father, Billy Ray Cyrus, to semi respond.

After whoring out his little one to Vanity Fair of course the next step would be tackle a sex tape just like Foxx said.  Unfortunately having realized his baby girl is not of age, Billy Ray instead refused to release a statement because:

“He wishes it would just go away.”

Which means Jamie didn’t have to apologize, but he did so anyway because this is Hollywood you fuckers.  Saying on The Tonight Show last night:

“I so apologize to [Cyrus], and this is sincere. I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don’t mean any of it. [Big laugh from the audience]. And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far.

“I have a radio show…We’re really the black Howard Stern. We go at everybody. There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn’t mean it maliciously. You know I’m a comedian. You know my heart.

“Miley, I apologize, so I’ll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand.”

This also works when you have a movie (eh hem The Soloist eh hem) you’re promoting so publicity stunt???

-C

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Who the fuck knew Jamie Foxx hated Miley Cyrus’s ass so much!! This shit is CLASSIC!!! Remember about a month ago when Cyrus dished about how she wanted to meet her “idols” Radiohead at the Grammy’s and they wanted nothing to do with her? Cyrus wouldn’t shut up about it to which the band’s rep finally said:

“When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have a sense of entitlement.”

On Sunday night, someone called in to Foxx’s Sirius radio show (who the fuck knew he had one?), The Foxxhole, about the incident.  So Foxx, along with a few guests on his show, went on a Miley bashing spree.  Jamie started with:

“Who is Miley Cyrus?” to which you can totally hear a female saying on air ”That little white bitch…”

At first, Foxx didn’t know who Cyrus was to begin with, but then with a magic snap, crackle, pop he remembered…she’s the girl “with all the gums!” Priceless! He jokingly added:

“She’s got to get a gum transplant… Let me get an order of mouth, light on teeth, heavy on the gums.”

This then caused them all to keep ranking on her, telling her to grow the fuck up.  They even told her to go make a sex tape, go “get like Britney Spears and do some heroin.”Adding to do like Lindsay Lohan and “get some crack in your pipe”.And to go get some chlamydia from a bicycle seat.  You know chimp Miley is going to be crying about this shit and calling it immature in about 5…4…3…2…

-C

Honestly, if I saw Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus getting in a car together (do their combined ages even equal 30?), my ass would stroll the other way because I know when stupid kiddies like that get behind the wheel…it’s nothing, but trouble.

Mainly because I was that stupid kiddy who had fender benders left and right.  Not only would I run away at the thought of one of them hitting into my car or even me to be exact, but seeing Miley’s peanut butter roof talking mouf would be reason enough.

So these two little prostitots went out to lunch (they used to date…whatever the fuck that means in tween times) and on their way out, jumped into Nick’s like totalllllly rad car…and as he was trying to pull out of the parking lot, his into a truck.  Somehow he just kept on going without getting information.  Whatever, watch this fuckery below.  Oh yeah, her shitty ass fucktard of a movie apparently did really well this weekend.  Fuck her.

-C

When I go for a jog, the last thing I have in mind to wear is everything that Miley Cyrus apparently favors to run in.  Really? Ripped jean shorts? Really? Bikini top? Really? Low cut shirt? This coming from a girl who’s jogging with her shirtless boyfriend and claims to still be a virgin.  No one dates a guy like that without the hopes of getting in some good nailing sessions. 

So anyway the above picture got people antsy in their pantsies because you can see the Disney prostitot’s cleavage (or lack thereof) when she went for a “jog” this weekend.  Well, Miley’s pissed off about this because she was dressed that way for a car wash with her little sister.  Obviously she took to Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to chat about it.  She says:

“I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever. I guess it’s just… I’m not allowed to jog any more.”

She explained:

“As I’m running, it got a little bit lower and you could see a little of the bathing suit top,” Cyrus said. “So, oh my goodness, Miley Cyrus wears a two-piece! Kill me! I’m wearing a two-piece. … with an 8-year old.”

Yeah, but it’s totally okay that your pedophile 20 something-year-old boyfriend is jogging around with your 16-year-old tots hanging out.  Does this bitch have brain tumors for breakfast every morning? Probably just a cup of Justin’s mojo.

-C

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Last week Miley Cyrus was making a “goofy face” and that goofy face included her slanting her eyes poking fun at the Asian population.  BUT Miley said that’s just a “goofy face” and that she wasn’t being racist.  Yeah, dumb. 

She then apologized for it barely.  It sucks that the Asian population are a bunch of tough bitches because they didn’t buy into Miley’s half-assed apology.  They demanded an even BETTER apology.  Bitch knows her roll because she took to her official fansite and posted the following apology.  Says the prostitot:

“I want to thank all of my fans for their support not only this week, but always! I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone. I have learned a valuable lesson from this and know that sometime my actions can be unintentionally hurtful. I know everything is a part of GODs ultimate plan, and mistakes happen so that eventually I will become the woman he aspires me to be. Peace and love, Miles”

People support you making fun of Asian people? Bitch has learned about 23423 valuable lessons.  You know, like from the above picture and countless others.

-C

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Enjoy that lovely picture above because it’s the hottest thing I’ve seen all week.  Anyway, a couple of days ago I posted a picture of Miley Cyrus making slanted eyes thus referring to the Asian population.  You’d think right after everyone started hussing over this shit, her camp would make a bitch apologize…well, she’s finally decided to comment on it.

In a message on her official fansite, the Disney prostitot says:

“Ive also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, Im sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!

In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me. If that would of been anyone else, it would of been overlooked! I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new ‘BAD GIRL’!”

I feel like now that Britney is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on! Lucky me! haha Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know what is on my heart. You guys know me and have been by my side every step of the way!

You guys know my heart and know the most important things to me are my friends, family, fans, and GOD! In NO WAY do I want to disappoint any of you! But, when I have made mistakes in the past, I feel like Ive owned up to them and apologized.

Anyway, I really wish everyone would stop focusing on my personal life and get back to focusing on what I love! Music and Acting! Hopefully, I will be touring again this fall! Yayy! =] It will be a nice change to be back out on the road
again! xoxo Blessings.. Miley =)”

So now Asians have goofy faces? Who the hell is allowing this ill mannered child to go on the computer and write? I’m surprised bitch even knows where the on button is.  Whateverrrr.

-C

So just because you have an Asian friend in the picture with you doesn’t mean people won’t deem this a racist picture.  In fact little Slutty Cyrus is causing MAY-JAH controversy with this here picture.  Her apparent boyfriend Justin Gaston also looks like he has a case of the gay face and wants it up the bum from the guy behind.

Anyway, Disney produces top notch role models, let me tell you.  From Lindsay Lohan to Vanessa Hudgens to this cheap trick, if you need an instant slut at 14-years-old, enroll them into the Disney school of slut production.

Needless to say, Asians are really pissed about the above photo.  Leaders of the Asian American community are demanding that the dumb mo Cyrus apologize for ’slanting her eyes’ showcasing a racially insensitive pose.  The OCA, an Asian American advocacy group, wants Hannah and the rest of these mo’s in the picture to know that this picture and pose only adds on to the unfortunate history of people making fun of the Asian descent.  I’m a Jew and I don’t get mad when my friends ask me if I want a penny back, but hey whatever tickles your pickle.

George Wu, the group’s executive director says:

“Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans. The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable. OCA hopes that Miley Cyrus will apologize to her fans and the APA community for this lapse in judgment and takes the opportunity to better understand why the gesture is offensive.”

Shouldn’t this ho’s run be long gone? Isn’t it time that Selena Gomez and that toothy Demi Lovato chick step in and take the reign of Disney’s hottest sluts? I mean, really.  This Cyrus skank has been annoying me with her peanut-butter-stuck-on-the-roof-of-her-mouth voice for far too fucking long.

-C

First, let’s discuss this hot mess of an outfit.  Trying.  Too.  Hard.  Rats ate your tights.  Get.  A.  Life.  And what the fuck is that piece of cloth serving as a skirt? That shit’s barely covering her allegedly virgin vagine.  Second, did fucking Chief of the Suede create these hideous looking boots?  I can’t even finish this shit.

To the real news…Jesus hates Miley Cyrus! A feelow churchgoer of Miley and her 20-year-old (she’s 16) boyfriend, Justin Gaston, told the tabloids that the secret Disney slut and panty model kept sending text messages to each other while attending a church service.  

“They thought they could fool people, but Miley couldn’t stop giggling,” the sBitch told Star.

Don’t these kids know anything? I remember when I had to attend a funeral…I know, I know…and I was texting, I hid that shit like a pro! I never once looked down, had it properly placed in the psalms book, and rolled with the punches.  Too bad for Miley, because the pastor eventually got pissed off and pulled the two aside and had a Christian word.  I’m sure the text messages went something like this:

M: Omgz baby I’m gonna get in trouble!

J: lol baby! I’m wearing panties!

M: Gawd I love u 4eva.

She’s just being Miley!

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw