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“Everything’s nice, nice, nice, nice but her her face.”

That really should be the catch phrase in Lady GaGa’s Pokerface.  Okay, I love her, I think she’s talented, I think she’s interesting, but the face unfortunately does not match the bod.  Some might say that’s UNFORTUNATE.

Anyway, if you kiddies were wondering just what GaGa is trying to say in her hit song Pokerface, she’s just done you a favor by explaining it during her performance on Sunday night at the 20th Annual White Party.

Lady reveals that the song is a deep philosophical discussion of her personal experience with bisexuality.  And so what exactly is a poker face? A face she dons while she’s with a man, but really fantasizing about a woman.

God, she’s SO EDGY.  Why not just up and fuck a chick? I’m sure any guy would be down for a threesome.  Any sane guy, that is.

-C

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