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Alright…there are a few things wrong in this picture.  Numero uno…what the fuck shoes is that bitch wearing? Is she going on a space mission to the Moon? Numero dos, did a skunk shit in Nick Carter’s hair? Numero tres, where did he get money to shop? Numero quatro, that bitch is holding on for dear life hoping that this guy won’t run as far away as possible.  Numero cinqo, she’s looking at the camera like its a bologna sandwich.

So I’m please to introduce you to this hot bitch (I have no idea what her name is nor do I care…she probably plays for the Philadelphia Eagles or something) who is Nick’s girlfriend.  You could say that although Nick has been looking better, he upgraded in appearance and downgraded in the girlfriend department.  The bitch is a hot mess from Moon shoe to hungry eyes.  So my question is…who’s on top?

-C