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Who knew the original Winehouse was really Oprah Winfrey? This baffles my mind! An ex-boyfriend of the media queen claims bitch used to hit the pipe back in the day! 

Her ex-lover, Randolph Cook, reveals to the National Enquirer that the big O smoked that crack with him in the past.  The orginal Whitney and Bobby! Oprah has in the past confessed that she did briefly use cocaine back in the 70s blaming it on her “desperate obsession” with an ex who was a drug user.  

Oprah herself has confessed in the past that she briefly used cocaine back in the 70s, though she blamed it on her “desperate obsession” with an ex who was a drug user.  So obviously we know Cook was the guy but he says that O was using drugs and smoking crack back in the 80s!

In his “sex-and-drugs tell-all” book, The Wizard of O: My Life With Oprah, the guy who obviously wants his 15 minutes of fame talks about his time with O during their secret affair.  That shit apparently started in 1984 so maybe this wasn’t the same guy from the 70s? I’m confused as fuck.  What an original title.  I wonder how fucking Judy Garland feels about this.

Randolph, now 51, claims O taught him how to smock the crack also adding that the two “freebased” the drug often…the entire time of their six-month relationship.  He also claims that Oprah:

“was still under the influence while doing her show.”

And get this.  To make this into the soap opera we all want it to be, Randolph is dying after being diagnosed with esophageal cancer leaving him with only two years to live.  He wants to make money off of Oprah because he feels she is to blame for his current problem and wants his story told.

And according to an Enquirer investigation back in 2007, they say reporters found a:

“secret 17-page court document in store rooms at Chicago’s National Archives and Records Administration that support Cook’s shocking drug claims.”

That document titled “Defendant Oprah Winfrey’s Answer to Plaintiff’s Amended Complaint At Law,” reveals the following:

• Defendant admits that she and Cook had sexual relations.

• Defendant admits that Cook used cocaine in her presence and that she used cocaine while Cook was present.

As for Cook, he says:

“Americans have placed Oprah on a pedestal that has been seemingly invincible until now.”

Who gives a fuck.  Even if this shit’s true, Oprah’s got more than enough money to fix this shit.  Boo the fuck hoo.  Wonder how O and her peeps are gonna twist this around.  Maybe she went back to crack cocaine when she got all skinny and shit.  She recently ballooned up so I wouldn’t say she still uses.  Imagine the possibilities of Oprah in the 80s meeting Wino in the 00s.  Do you know what a glorious meeting that would be? You’d have O stashing her shit in Wino’s hair.

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In what I guess was to serve a funny, endearing, and laughable moment on The Oprah Winfrey Show, I’m not really sure I’d like to discuss my side boobies on TV, but hey if Kate Winslet’s willing to put those babes out there on the screen, then so be it.

So aside from winning two Golden Globes this week, Oprah Winfrey has declared love for Winslet’s two globes. 

Oprah says:

“I love the fact that you have real breasts, ’cause in all the breast scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do…There’s that wonderful thing, you know, if you are a woman, you’re lying on your back, your breasts they go to–they part–but if you look at a woman with not real breasts, their breasts are sticking straight up. That’s how you know. God bless your real breasts!”

If this were like Megan Fox talking dirty this way to Winslet, I’d say the show would gain more male viewers.  Unfortunately Oprah is the furthest thing away from sex appeal, but hey it made a bunch of lonely, housewives feel better about their boobage.  Actually, most housewives probably have fake ones so they’re probably disgruntled that Oprah prefers some bounce rather than some freeze.

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I love when celebrities complain.  Money and fame complaints specifically.  Mainly because these ho’s opted for a life of celebrity and secondly because these beyatches have more money than God.  Question.  How the fuck can a person like Carrot Top have more fucking money than me? Just saying.  So who’s the latest to complain? Mister Controversial himself, Spike Lee. 

This ho who has made MILLIONS on his movies claims he is not “rich-rich.” What the fuck is “rich-rich”? What about just rich? Sounds more than I have! He claims he’s not “rich-rich” saying:

“Rich is Spielberg. Lucas. Gates. Steve Jobs. Jay-Z! Bruce Springsteen. I’m not complaining. But that’s money. Will Smith. Oprah Winfrey - that’s a ton of money. Compared to them, I’m on welfare!”

Uh what???????? So I guess when you’re on welfare you can afford really posh Manhattan apartments and private school for your kids.  And also, according to Wikipedia, this bitch has made about 20 movies grossing approximately $366 million.So what the fuck is “rich-rich” considered? Is this douchebagouche for reals? Send this bitch my way and I’ll show him the $1100 I can barely pay a month for loan interest!

Fucktard.

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