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Call me ridiculous, but Pamela Anderson is as successful with marriage as she is with not catching Hepatitis C.  Bitch is “in love” again because according to reports, she’s set to walk down the aisle for the fourth time.

Anderson has been dating scuba diver Jamie Padgett for only a few months, but Pam’s sons Brandon and Dylan already love their mom’s new in the sack friend.

According to pals, a close friend of the once decent looking human being is said to be hard at work creating a wedding dress #4 for the BIA.  Fortunately for Padgett, he won’t have to go deep sea diving to look for crabs when he can just look into his wife’s underwear and his pubes and catch a few.  Mmm mm mm! Home cookin’!

-C

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