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Some of you may not know who the above couple is.  Let me tell you.  They are my favorite thing out of the UK since good food…which means they are simply my favorite thing from the UK ever.  When trash meets perfected male eyebrows, my dreams become reality.  So meet Peter Andre and Katie Price (a.k.a. Jordan).  If you’re wondering what these re-re’s do for a living, Peter’s a pop singer-songwriter and Katie is a glamour model with huge knockers and has an alter ego, Jordan.  Jordan is a very loud, trashy, sleazy glamour model.  Google that shit, I do not lie.

So why am I writing about them? EASY! They’re throwing on their ice skates and scurrying across the pond to come shack up in the great US and A! Like other brits before them (i.e. David & Victoria Beckham) these two fools are the newest Brit invasion.  They’re not boring like the Becks so I am tres excite. 

Recently, Peter told the UK’s New! magazine that everything is set and official for their family to up and move to the typical Hollywood magnet, L.A.

Along with coming over to work on Peter’s music career, they’re also coming with the hopes of raising Katie’s glamour model appeal in the US.  They’re also set to film episodes for their new Brit reality show airing in April.  

It was said that Katie feared moving to the states because she felt Peter would steal the limelight with his music projects.  What an adoring and supportive wife!!! Peter put those rumors to rest:

“I don’t mean to sound arrogant but Kate is my biggest fan, and she’s been very supportive of me making a new album,” says Petey boy. “She has told me in the past when she thought my music was crap, so I know she is always going to be honest – and she likes my new stuff.”

Oh! I forgot to tell you my favorite part of this whole mess.  Katie has a kid from a previous bang.  His name is Harvey(below) and he is disabled.  He also doesn’t give a fuck and even told Peter to “Fuck off” one time.  It was brillz! I’ll post that shit at the end.

So I am pleased to say that ith the help of Katie’s mUm, they’ve made sure to find a good school for this love of mine. 

Oh and another Brit tidbit.  Apparently that clown Robbie Williams is really excited for their move.  He wants to recruit Peter into sighting UFOs with him.  Yeah, I don’t know either.  He should probably locate his ballsack before he does that shit.  Enjoy the videos below.  I already mentioned one and the other one is the classic duet between Peter and Katie.  They sing “A Whole New World” from Aladdin.  No, no.  They do.  I’m not lying.   It’s classic, it’s epic, and all-around gorgeous.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw