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Honestly, if I saw Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus getting in a car together (do their combined ages even equal 30?), my ass would stroll the other way because I know when stupid kiddies like that get behind the wheel…it’s nothing, but trouble.

Mainly because I was that stupid kiddy who had fender benders left and right.  Not only would I run away at the thought of one of them hitting into my car or even me to be exact, but seeing Miley’s peanut butter roof talking mouf would be reason enough.

So these two little prostitots went out to lunch (they used to date…whatever the fuck that means in tween times) and on their way out, jumped into Nick’s like totalllllly rad car…and as he was trying to pull out of the parking lot, his into a truck.  Somehow he just kept on going without getting information.  Whatever, watch this fuckery below.  Oh yeah, her shitty ass fucktard of a movie apparently did really well this weekend.  Fuck her.

-C