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The God’s have seriously answered my prayers.  The God, of course, in the form of VH1 who has been my best friend as of late.  Producing such classics like Tool Academy, Tough Love, I Love Money…they are seriously like the best thing since Sanjaya’s gorgeous locks on American Idol.

So what other beauty have they decided to throw my way??? The network has just announced that Fantasia Barrino, winner of American Idol season three, will star in her own reality show that will debut in 2010.  Can we get some Lost shit going on where I can amp up the future??? I can’t wait for this train wreck!

The show will follow ‘Tasia as she hides from collectors and fights with check cashing cashiers.  This is like the most ultimate wonderful thing I have ever heard in my life.  Not since I learned the Trapped in the Closet drinking game has something been able to come so close to taking its throne.  Try that game…every time you see a gun, someone’s in the closet, gun is mentioned, closet is mentioned, there’s a plot twist…you drink.  You basically become Lindsay Lohan on a bad night (every night) by the end of the first scene.  So I could only imagine this mastery.  Every time one of her press on nails pops off, drink…every time she takes her shoe off to hit someone over the head, drink…you get where I’m going with this.

This is an epic, tragic, and wonderful mess all rolled up into one big giant train wreck.  Sponsors: Lee Press On Nails & Lucinda’s Weaves

-C

YAHOO