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Tracy Turnblad kicked Sharon Osbourne to the curb.  Miss Ricki Lake will serve as Charm School’s headmistress come this summer!

This is like the hottest thing since the talk show premiere of Ricki’s show from the 90s.  Why they cancelled that gem is beyond me, but I will mark the show’s finale episode as the saddest day in TV history.

A VH1 head bitch said:

“We are thrilled to have Ricki spearheading this new take on Charm School. Our audience knows her, loves her and respects her. And Ricki certainly knows a thing or two about taking big, loud characters and bringing them to a place of new emotional understanding.”

I swear on everything Britney, if she doesn’t show up in full Pepper Walker attire like THIS (far right), the first episode, I will be totally bummed.

-C