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The Farrelly Brothers basically got really hammered and stoned over the weekend, got together, threw Sean Penn’s, Benicio Del Toro’s, and Jim Carrey’s names in a hate alongside some other Hollywood mo’s and pulled those three out to decide who they wanted to cast as The Three Stooges in their new, you guessed it, Three Stooges movie.

Sean Penn as Larry.  Denicio as Moe.  Jim as Curly.  What. The. Fuck.  All they have to do is throw Lindsay Lohan in their as the hooker they all shared after shooting back in the day, mix it together in a huge bowl, and the outcome will be a simple fail.  Sean has the personality of a fucking grape while Benicio looks like he’s about rape everything in sight.  As for Jim, when he shaves his fucking head, gains 100 lbs, come back to me and we’ll discuss that fucking epic monstrosity. Can Sean even be funny anymore? You know that bitch is going to throw in some POLITICAL SHIT during an epic Larry monologue.

If this shit was all drama, then yes I might be able to see these three as the leading guys, but according to Variety, it’s all comedy baby.  Jim is apparently going to add on 40 pounds of 100% fatness to portray Curly.  He should call up Jessica Simpson for advice since that bitch is currently sucking down her sorrows on ice cream #234.

As for the new version as long as they can convince me that all of a sudden Moe decided to go on a long, long vacation and get plastic surgery which turned him into a Puerto Rican pedo face, then by all means, I’m all for it.  I know The Farrelly Brothers are jokesters, so since this is all one big fucking joke–it works in their favor.

-C

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