Apr 01 2009
Britney’s Candies ADs & Her Crush On Back-Up Dancer

I don’t care if this shit was photoshopped and then some…my BIA looks hot! Anyway, aside from her new Candies ADs which are um beaaaautiful!!!!…My girl is STILL so tres lost in the romance department. Has she learned anything from marrying a back-up dancer???
It’s being reported that the singer has fallen for one of her dancers, 21-year-old Chase Benz from Tennessee. I guess that’s a step up from being a back up dancer from Fresno, California. Anyway, a spy reveals:
“Brit really loves the way Chase looks, and she has a thing for Southern boys with loads of charm. She’s totally into him. And being on tour again, plus having a sexy new guy to get close to, has put Brit in a great frame of mind.”
And of course Chase isn’t going to be a dumbass and not be into Brit because that would make him dumb…but who knows because in the past Brit has chosen guys far from the smart side of the spectrum. Apparently Chase “just adores [Britney],” so we can only assume Spears will be having her way with Benz in no time!
Reporters are having a tough time digging up dirt on this guy. The only thing they have is his grandma on record ranting and raving about his gentleman like persona. Yeah, JUICY. Oh and that Jesus is “a huge part of his life” via his MySpace page. Yeah, Jesus might be a huge part of your life, but if Daddy Spears approve and your lame ass gets to truck it with Britney, who’s going to be the hugest part of your life? CASH MONEY.
-C