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I love admitted slutty bitches.  Leave it to Sam Micelli aka Alyssa Milano to write about her love for baseball and her even greater love for what’s under the baseball uniform.  In a new book, the actress details her love for the game and her love for its peen.

She’s dated some of baseball’s biggest stars such as former Los Angeles Dodgers star Brad Penny and fellow pitchers Carl Pavano and Barry Zito. 

The book, Safe At Home: Confessions of a Baseball Fanatic, she gives us a few top notch sentences such as:

“Other women dream of papaya facials and mango pedicures. Give me a hot dog, a pitchers’ duel and a late-inning suicide squeeze (risky tactic to score), and I melt like hot pine tar.”

And it gets better:

“To be completely honest, after Barry and I broke up, I swore off baseball players. (But) Brad had me at, ‘Let’s go down to the clubhouse.’”

Oh and if you were looking for an insightful Alyssa…she knows it all when it comes to steroid use.  I’d assume that’s why none of her baseball relationships worked out…the little peens just could not keep up.  She should consider getting her doctorate in the field because she compares the performance-enhancing drug to shit like botox that actresses get to stay young in Hollywood.

Milano adds:

“The big difference between injecting Botox and with taking human growth hormone is that there are no rules against Botox.”

Yeah and botox doesn’t add on 30 lbs of muscle and allow you to hit home runs more than 400 yards.  So yes, you are an incredibly smart and intelligent gal, Samantha.

-C

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