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So from this view, it doesn’t look like much muscle, but trust me.  Bitch has seriously put on 26 lbs of muscle so far that you can even view in the link below.  Here’s the photo view of Taylor Lautner’s extra muscle weight he put on to portray Jacob Black in the Twilight sequel, New Moon.  He has the four more pounds to go that he promised and even wants to exceed his expectations! Check out the below link to view the vid of this guy being a tool and flexing his muscles for the Access Hollywood cameras:

Link: http://www.accesshollywood.com/taylor-lautner-premieres-new-moon-body_article_12979

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So all of this Twilight sequel New Moon Jacob business was pointless! The original head bitch, Taylor Lautner, has officially secured his old role for the upcoming sequel.  That other douchebagouche whatshisname? is outttt. 

Twilight series author, Stephenie Meyer, posted the following on her official website from New Moon director Chris Weitz:

“I’m very happy to announce that Taylor Lautner will be playing Jacob Black in New Moon and that he’s doing so with the enthusiastic support of Summit Entertainment, the producers, and Stephenie Meyer.

The characters in Stephenie’s books go through extraordinary changes of circumstance and also appearance; so it is not surprising that there has been speculation about whether the same actor would portray a character who changes in so many surprising ways throughout the series. But it was my first instinct that Taylor was, is, and should be Jacob, and that the books would be best served by the actor who is emotionally right for the part. I think that fans of Twilight the book and the movie will be surprised by the Jacob Black that Taylor will bring to the screen in New Moon; and I’m looking forward to working with him and the rest of the cast in realizing the film.

very best

Chris Weitz”

Meyer then went on to say from herself:

“I’d just like to add that I was very much a part of this decision. My first priority was always what was best for New Moon—what was going to give us the best possible movie. I’m truly thrilled that Taylor was the one who proved to the director, to Summit, and to me that he is the best possible Jacob we could have. And I’m very much looking forward to seeing what he’s going to bring to Jacob’s character this year.

- Steph”

Lautner better thank the gym for packing on 19lbs with an expected 10 more to gain.  I’m sure life and his digestive system have been pleasant the past few months.  Glad to know we got this shit figured out when it’s supposed to hit theaters in like nine months.  Let’s get a roll on it ya ho’s.

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Even for a Twilight junkie like myself, I’m getting sick of all this crap news.  From director changes to acting changes, I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.  Seems the biggest thing going on is who the fuck is going to portray the hairy werewolf beast love interest, Jacob, in the second film.

As we all know by now, Taylor Launter played the role in Twilight, but studio heads are unsure if he can really bring anything to the role besides a baby face.  They wanted someone bigger and hunkier to portray the older and primary love interest, Jacob Black so people like Michael Copon are being considered.  So now it’s a full on fight with both actors fighting hard for the role.  No one has been confirmed just yet.

So Taylor’s being a media whore and tells MTV that he’s been working out since production on Twilight wrapped.  He put on 19lbs and is promising an additional 10 lbs when filming begins in three months.  He also denies that his agent reached out to the special effects team of Benjamin Button to digitally enhance his physique.  He says, 

“As far as I know, I haven’t been told ‘no’ yet, so it’s still all up in the air.”

Denial!

Well, teen girls everywhere deem Launter the film favorite with online polls and petitions showing in his favor.  

Michael Copon, on the other hand, is hesitant to commit to anything and says the facebook campaign profile was a fake and has been shut down since.  However, he says he feels the role is “perfect” for him and that he’d be “honored” to play Jacob.

Yawn.  I want shirtless fights asap.  That will determine almost anything.

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