Apr 17 2009
TBS (Total Babe Status): Chris Pine

Need I say more? Chris Pine has been around for a little while now, but bitch is finally getting his due! Yes, working with Lindsay Lohan on that piece of shit movie Just My Luck probably wasn’t the wisest of career choices since standing within ten feet of her you could more than likely catch a fatal disease. However, after Star Trek comes out, you know all of these Trekkies are going to pray to the Gods of Pine. I mean, at this point, I’d even do it. Anyway, here’s Chris being a babe in the recent issue of Vanity Fair.
-C