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Well, tell me this shit wasn’t set up by Bridget Moynahan! Bodyguards hired to protect Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen at their Costa Rican wedding over the weekend fired shots at the paparazzi! The two papo’s, Rolando Aviles and Yuri Cortez, ended up in a major scuffle with the couple’s bodyguards after shooting the stars renewal of vows from a neighbor’s home.  The neighbors gave the paps permission from their vista to shoot the vows 300 feet away from the ceremony.

Talk about making a quick buck! Bundchen apparently arranged an exclusive deal with a Brazilian magazine for the wedding pictrures, so paparazzi pictures were obviously completely objected to.  As soon as the two paps started snappin pics, the bodyguards chased them away only to shortly after ‘invite’ the two back to Gisele’s home when they caught up with them.

“Tom Brady just wants to talk to you. It’s OK, nothing’s going to happen,” said one bodyguard.

As soon as the two guys said okay and got back to the house, multiple bodyguards began provoking the paps, they claim.

“Take a picture of me now, you fucker! Fuck you!” one of Brady’s top bodyguards reportedly screamed.

Aviles and Cortez were able to escape the situation unscathed, but that didn’t stop one of Brady’s bodyguards from drawing a pistol.  A bullet was fired by the bodyguard through the rear windshield of the SUV missing the paps by inches.  Says Aviles:

“I thought this was going to be my last job.  Thank God I’m alright. At that moment, I thought I was going to die… The bullet went between us, missing our heads… I said, ‘They’re going to kill us,’ and that’s when I hunched down to cover myself.”

Cortez sharing his friend’s emotions, says:

“I couldn’t believe it when I realized what they had done.  I could have lost my life for the sale of some pictures that Gisele didn’t want published. Are they insane?”

As for what went down according to Cortez, he claims:

“I was returning from taking some photos of the wedding, and when I got to my car, right in front of the property, there was an American guard and he was trying to detain me. He wanted to take my camera, my [memory] card, for me to show him the photos I had taken. And I told him no.

And they told me to get out. I started walking, and the [one of them] grabbed my arm and pulled it behind my back. He grabbed my backpack too. And he told me that I couldn’t leave. I told him if he was the police, he could detain me, but if he wasn’t any type of authority he couldn’t do it.”

My friend said he heard them say, ‘Stop, or I’ll shoot your tires!’ But when I heard the shot, I thought my friend had been shot. I heard the impact [on the back windshield], and when I looked into the mirror and saw that the guy had a pistol, I said, ‘Watch out, the guy has a gun!’ Then immediately we heard the impact [of the bullet]. We just hit the gas and sped off ducking down as low as we could in our seats.”

According to local police officer Jose Aguero, a police report was received and authorities are performing a full investigation.  Cops say they will pursue a case against the bodyguard, but that Tom and Gisele will not likely be held responsible for the shooting or what happened.  They’ll be able to ride horses in the sunset, cock their heads back, laugh at the situation, and continue to have hot amazing sex.  Must be nice when you’re rich and famous.

-C

NYPOST  PEOPLE

There’s a few things you don’t do to a woman.  A) You don’t steal her man especially while she’s pregnant B) You don’t go and brag about your relationship with that guy and C) You never say you treat her child as if they were your own and D) You don’t call their kid an IT.

Unfortunately, Gisele Bundchen has done all of these things to Big’s Natasha aka Bridget Moynahan.  In the latest issue of Vanity Fair, the supermodel now turned official ’stepmom’ spoke about Jack, the baby her current husband Tom Brady and his ex-Bridget had together.  What did she say you ask? If you need refreshing:

“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”

DUN DUN DUN!!! Needless to say, Moynahan’s camp are on attack…actually quite fuming over the model’s statements on behalf of their friend who has decided to keep her mouth shut about the issue.  A friend of Bridget’s says:

“Hey Gisele — real mothers don’t call their kids ‘it.’”

Continues the friend:

“If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he’d respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion.”

BURRRRRRRRN! Gisele is about as smart as box of crayola crayons so I’m going to assume she didn’t mean to state what she said, but I could totally imagine Bridget beating the fuck out of her if it came down to it.  Unfortunately, I’m more like her friend with a big mouth ready to brawl…Bridget needs some fucking adrenaline boosting because I want to see a full on cat fight…I’m sure most guys do, too, but I want it merely for talking shit purposes…not to jack off.

-C