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Unless tweendome becomes filled with boys, Vanessa Hudgens better keep crossing her fingers for a career because compared to her much more popular boyfriend, Zac Efron, bitch lacks in the career department.

What’s even sadder is that she actually thinks she has a shot at a REAL career.  Calm down you perverts, it’s not porn–although I’m pretty sure that would be a definite success for her.

Vanessa says:

“I’d like to do an action film where I could kick someone’s ass. I want to be strong and empowered. I want to shock everybody.”

Really? Because you kicking ass is almost as scary as fucking Bert & Ernie’s eyebrows.  We’ve already been shocked enough by your naked photo showcasing your lady bush…that was enough to make me lost my stomach for a week.  So how does Vudge think she is going to fulfill her action star career? With her “really strong legs.”  I kid you not.

She “inherited them from my dad, who has tree stumps for legs, basically. I’ve got big calves that look good. When I wear heels, it looks like I’ve worked out my legs a lot, which is why I love them.”

“I also have a big, big big toe. I call it my goat toe. I can climb anything.”

And that really just threw you up a notch in Maxim’s hottest for the year which she’d be lucky to snab a spot on.  Her and her big Gorilla toe can hang out while they crown the real IT girl of the moment, Zaccie Efron!

-C

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