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His rolls move better than Beyonce.

This is basically my dream come true. Dancing peens for everyone!!! There’s even choreography and butt cheeks. What more could a bored girl at work ask for? It was a true pleasure stumbling upon this. If these mo’s were on Britain’s Got Talent you know they’d give Susan Boyle a run for her eyebrows.

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Because fat queens upload videos on YouTube of them fucking around with your food.  It’s pretty narsty.

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I was praying the Polar Bear got that bitch.  Pissed off when they started hitting them in the head so they wouldn’t bite her.  Can you believe this dumb bitch jumped into the water to pet the polar bears? She’s either a fucking moron or legally retarded.  So watch this fat ass jump in the Berlin zoo’s Polar Bear section.  She breaks the fucking lifesaver pulling her up…that right there would have made me wish the polar bear ate my fat ass.

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Oh, robberies.  The best thing about a robbery is when the the robber is el stupido.  In this case, TWO robbers are both morons.  Meet 20-year-old Curtis Williams and 19-year-old Steven Morales.  They decided one lovely afternoon in Boyton Beach, FL to break into Jeanne Thomas’ home.  Out of pure intelligence, the one guy got through a doggie door at the back of the house then allowing his accomplice entry.

Easy as pie, right? Unfortunately bitches didn’t realize that at the same time Jeanne was watching this shit all go down online.  Last October, her house was broken into so she set up a live video stream aimed at her living room and while at work, she saw the two burglars inside her house and called the cops.  Does this bitch have the heart of the ocean shacked up in there? Her house is a hot spot for robbers.

It worked out because the cops got their asses over there before those idiots escaped.  They arrested two other 20-year-old suspects at a nearby residence and charged them with helping to plan the robbery.  Watch this fuckery go down above.

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You know, when I saw Britneylast month she was a tame mother fucker compared to her most recent antics.  She seems to love the cock since the past two concerts she’s been mouthin’ off about ‘em.  Her recent concert in Vancouver was postponed after her team started to smell some pot in the arena…so Brit was unable to perform for a bit.  She also gives a nice lesson on drugs.  See what I mean…watch the vid.

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Eminem crawled out of his rock home and somehow managed to make a video that is about a couple of years too late for his new song We Made You.  It’s still funny as fuck though and at least Jessica Simpson can look back at this and reminisce about her once (although shitty) career.  I honestly thought Bret Michaels was in this shit until I rubbed my eyes and realized Eminem could possibly win a fucking Oscar by acting like that bandanna bitch.  I also love how this video really flows with my blog today…Sarah Palin, crazy Lindsay and SaMAN shit, J Simps…I think Em and I might be made for each other.

Watch for yourselves and judge.  This is an obvious tag-a-long with the Chris Brown and Rihanna drama.

One word: Unfortunate.  You’ve been warned.